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11/22 Drunk Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nom Chompsky, Nov 22, 2013.

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  1. Misanthropic

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    My back kind of hurts too. Are you free to come over next weekend when the family is away?
     
  2. Coke Bottle Casualty

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    and do you find it telling that when people see you do this, rather than calling you out, they just assume you forgot your vehicle placard at home?
     
  3. happyfunball

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    Damn, busy next weekend. You'll just have to use your imagination, me bending over slowly, from the waist, arching my back, picking stuff up.

    Because that's how I did it.
     
  4. FreeCorps

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    So basically you did the bend and snap...for your mom.
     
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    Bullshit.

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    I like my movie quote better.

    And a good move is a good move.
     
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  7. FreeCorps

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    Be forewarned, this is super political.
     
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    "Excuse me, do you have to smoke here? I was going to pee." A gentleman said this to my girlfriend, outside of the building where she works.
     
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    Anybody seen this Orange Revolution 2.0 shit in Ukraine right now? I've followed this country for a while and the corruption that flows through it is unearthly. May deserve a thread if it get hairier.
     
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    Today I am 2/3 of the way through my 20's. "Things to accomplish in my 20's" progress report:

    1. Make list (in progress)
     
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    Being the internet I have to believe this is fake. My guess? She has a penis.



    Turns out that "epic" airplane exchange tweeted this last week was faked.
     
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    That's Jessica Nigri. Uber nerd and cosplay superstar.

    <a class="postlink" href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jessica_Nigri" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jessica_Nigri</a>
     
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    ftfy
     
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    I see your bouncing boob gif, and raise you a topless bouncing boob gif.

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    What the fuck is cosplay? I looked it up on wikipedia and it sounded to me like a bunch of people dressing up in costumes and nerding out, kind of like Halloween, but without the occasion.
     
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    That's it to a 'T'. You'll see them at ComiCon, Fan Expo, video game conventions and the like. They send girls like her there to stand in the lobby/front door area to draw people in or be drooled over. Most of them that show up loook like fat rejects of society, others force their kids to dress like them it alternately funny and tragic but it's people-watching extraordinaire.

    Usually they dress like characters from video games, sci-fi/fantasy/horror and comics.
     
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    The one person I know who does that stuff is a guy who has smoked way too much weed and is pretty weird. He once asked me if he could smoke a joint in Tilted Kilt, apparently his judgement has gone to shit. He also told me he finds high school girls hot and defended it. Mind you he's 28 and just recently moved out of his parents basement.

    So girls like that dress up in costumes at convention so they can get stared, and drooled at by "cos players"? Money is money I guess.
     
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