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11/22 Drunk Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Nom Chompsky, Nov 22, 2013.

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  1. Crown Royal

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    Just call me Topher

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    Don't start pissing in my pool, the Raps are in FIRST in the Atlantic holding at a strong 6-10. Getting laid by an ugly person is still getting laid.
     
    #721 Crown Royal, Dec 3, 2013
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    They dislike like him because he was born in and spent his childhood in California. They dislike him because they feel that Rick Hendrick gave everything to him on a silver platter. They dislike him because they say that Ray Evernham (his crew chief) was the only reason he won races. They dislike him because he's a clean cut, decent looking guy who married a supermodel and he's not a sister-fucking hillbilly like they are. They hate him because he wins. Basically, they hate him for the same reasons they hate Jimmie Johnson.

    They don't, however, consider him a cheap-shot artist. He never raced any dirtier than any of the rest of them.
     
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    He wins? What is this? The late 90's?


    I hate most NASCAR drivers equally.
     
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  4. Nom Chompsky

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    Finally, I get an explanation for why the NASCAR community never truly embraced DJ Khaled.
     
    #724 Nom Chompsky, Dec 3, 2013
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    There is something very interesting about this woman...can you guess what it is? Look very closely.


    She was pregnant for 9 months and gave birth to a healthy baby 4 days before this picture was taken. Link
     

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    They hate him because he included Luda and T-Pain, NASCAR fans HATE those two guys. DJ Khaled just made a mistake.
     
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    She's an attention whore?
     
    #727 Flat_Rate, Dec 3, 2013
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    She might be an attention whore, but whats happening to her are that women all over the world are hating on her endlessly for being fit and taking care of herself while being pregnant. She is showing people that you don't need to have an additional thousand calories a day when you are pregnant. And the haterade flowed like wine.
     
    #728 xrayvision, Dec 3, 2013
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    The hate comes from confusion. The idiots flaming her think she stayed that way by starving herself instead of having her shit together.

    An emerging epidemic of selfish pregnant women do that. They see these celebrities who have $500/hr personal trainers, nutritionists, etc. and fear the deformities that can come from pregnancy. But, since they're not into following a rigorous program they eat less. Which as any idiot knows is horrible. But vanity>responsibility for many.
     
    #729 Crown Royal, Dec 3, 2013
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    *checks for penis*

    *double checks for penis*

    Ok I give up.
     
    #730 JoeCanada, Dec 3, 2013
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    Careful... don't forget the Adam's apple.
     
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    I was guessing Penis.
     
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    So was I. Either way nice rack though.
     
    #733 shegirl, Dec 3, 2013
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    The best tits I have ever laid eyes on were bolted to a Thai Ladyboy.

    Its like the best of both words, no vagina i'll be expected to go down on and tits to play with!
     
    #734 Sicnevol, Dec 3, 2013
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    You're saying you've never stroked off to the thought of nice warm tits AND a thick cock to play with?

    haha gay
     
    #736 Nom Chompsky, Dec 3, 2013
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    BEST DAY EVER.
     
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    I was so worried there was a hidden penis somewhere that I checked the shoe closet.
     
    #738 guernica, Dec 3, 2013
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    Assuming you're a guy, I don't think you were so much worried as you were hopeful.
     
    #739 gamecocks, Dec 3, 2013
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    BOOM
     
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