Depends on what spirit and taste you like. My advice is don't pick anything just because its trendy. Especially nowadays where choosing gross-tasting drinks is what 's trendy. Also, nothing too complicated. Ill name a bunch for variety, others feel free to add. Try: Old Fashioned Whiskey Sangaree Manhattan Any "Sour" Martini Cocktail Pimm's No 1 or 19 Sidecar (complex/pricey but worth it) Harvey Wallbanger Cuba Libre (it's a fuckin' Rum n' Coke with lime) Tom, Jack, Ron, Pedro or Colonel Collins Gin Fizz Mojito or Mint Julep Daiquiri Floridita Rum Punch (so tasty it's literally dangerous) Basil Crush
Unless the place specializes in cocktails, vodka and seltzer. Request a lemon. Lime goes with tonic, lemon with seltzer. Watch the pour. Do a beat like this "1 and 2 and 3 and 4" like a French police siren. Each second is 1/4 oz. You want a solid 6 beats in your drink, or 1.5 ounces (standard bar amount). Anything less is a shit pour and you just got gyped hard. Really, stick to beer or straight up liquor. More bang for your buck.
Since when is a Singapore Sling considered "gay?" Gin, brandy, Benedictine. Made right it packs a decent punch.
I don't know if he acts or not but the supposed brother of Jonah Hill could be the closest Rob Ford we can get. How he scored Clint Eastwood's daughter is beyond me…..
Have you actually ever drank Pruno? It sucks. Taste like engine de-greaser and you drink it out of a plastic bag, its the only way to get it in under the cell doors.
My father's impulse buy today: Fuck, for me a bottle of Jack Daniel's is an impulse buy. I hope I can be half as successful as he is.
Those that say money can't buy happiness..have none. Old man swagger on a hundred thousand million....
Just bought the first CD I have in at least 10 years -- "The Beatles - 1." It's digitally-remaster compilation album of all their #1 hits. Felt like it was just one of those things I needed to have. I was FLOORED when I saw that Amazon had it for $15. ... The CD has 27 songs. That's about .55 cents a song, compared to buying them on iTunes at .99 cents each. I knew the CD industry had taken a hit, but I didn't know it was that bad.
Let me dispelling a rumour: Toilet wine..... Not actually made in the toilet. I'm not sure what the ingredients were but involved bread plus sugar and ketchup packets , put in a bag with water and left to ferment. The result is Pruno a.k.a "toilet wine" which taste worse than Newfie Screech And punches harder than moonshine. No I haven't spent time with Bandit but I have been in the Cowboy Hotel before.
Lil Kim at her finest yet! I'm hoping it's a trick of the light, because if not, it's the worst camel toe in the history of...all camel toes. And this is what she used to look like: Spoiler Did I spoiler the wrong picture? Oops.
Look at that Fupa. Is her vulva infected? Is it filled with spider eggs? Did she have it injected with saline? It looks like a vinyl cheeseburger. I want to poke it with a stick and ask her inappropriate questions. WHAT IS WRONG WITH HER PUSSY?
I had to go to this class today for a certification I need for the volunteer work I do for my kids' swimming. It was bad enough the class was 3 hours long and in a classroom that was about 40 degrees. But I also have to take a test for it to be completed. I just looked it up online and it's 28 pages! For a volunteer position. That's not even counting the 2-4 hour sessions I have to shadow while a referee stands over my shoulder and watches what I do the whole time before he signs off on it. Will it look like this if you pop it? Spoiler