Don't yell, or you'll suffer it's wrath. It can cloud minds and haunt dreams. It also senses fear and will use that against you, and it is a shape-shifter. To be fair, I loved her in Tokyo Gore Police.
I looked into volunteering at a library. The shit one has to jump through to get the gig, including paying for your own drug test, is just as bad as actually getting hired. But they're not going to pay me? Suck my hairy dago balls. "Doctor, I will give you all the moneys if you make me look like a kabuki. You know what? fuck that. Make me look like a caricature of a kabuki, then fill my pussy lips with helium. Thanks."
I assume it can detach now and run round like a spider with weird labia legs springing out and terrorizing you in your sleep. When you are almost asleep and do that big old twitch thing.....ya that's just it getting a tighter grip on your head. Fuck I should eat, drinking and supposed to be going out after nothing but noon wings seems.....like blank spots may form.
Just watched 'We're the Millers.' A lot better than I expected, very funny movie. That Lil' Kim Wax doll was not well done, shame on Madam Tussaud. They're usually much more life like.
David Blaine is the kind of talent that got people burned for sorcery back in the Middle Ages. He's just absurd. I realize that some stuff is staged for his specials, but his slight of hand street magic is just fucking incredible. I don't know what's better, his magic, or the ridiculous reactions from random people.
I know what the fuck is up with this stuff? I've been trying to find some volunteer work and the applications and paperwork you need to do is more involved than joining the military. I'd do it all but what if I got turned down? Is there anything worse than getting rejected for volunteer work?
Why does your country piss their pants at the mere mention of drugs? In the past three weeks on here, I have heard about cops raping random innocent people in hospitals. Making you pay for a drug test to do volunteer work. Forced drug tests at work. I have never even heard of any of this shit before until I read it on here. Just about anybody I know up here who isn't a cop would laugh in their employer's face and go straight to the Board if they demanded a piss test for what people do on their own spare time. However, the cops pulling over random people and dragging the people to the hospital and X-raying them and cavity searching them..over and over...that's just sick. Fucking condescending beyond belief and ridiculous violations of rights.
Reminds me of a joke that I may or may not have posted in the joke thread A German walks into a bar and orders a martini. "Dry?" asks the bartender. "Nein." says the German. "Just one."
My favourite German joke is the guy who walks up to the Information Stand in a German airport: German: "What do you WANT?!" Tourist: "Umm... isn't this the Information Stand?" German: "Yes!!! What can you TELL US?!?!
You gotta stop with this fallacy of composition bullshit. I know you like to tow the "Canada is better that US" line, but seriously man, none of the stuff you infer ever really happens outside of single examples.
I thought testing workers was a common thing. Never mind ill drop it. There is two full feet dee of snow putside. Did anybody else get hammered like this?
Lawyers. My company host 4-5 market research studies a week that leaves a metric fuck ton of food left over from either the clients meals, respondent snacks, or just left over product from testing. When P&G does a big study their rider for food is always crazy and 2/3rds of it goes untouched. Even suggesting donating it to a food kitchen or pantry will get a hardy laugh. Way too much liability. Hell one of my workers works volunteers at a food pantry and she says the homeless people sue or threaten to sue all the time. So my answer to your question, lawyers.
They sue for what? Poor selection? That's pretty nervy considering the lawsuit is coming from somebody who digs through people's trash in order to survive. Does the kitchen get to sue them back when they publicly jerk off in broad daylight on a bus stop bench?
Psh. Been there, done that. Apparently you shouldn't be honest about your personal (very mild) drug habits when you apply to work with kids in troubled areas.
The lady works at a food pantry not a kitchen so they take extreme care removing out of date stuff, which she says the workers just take home and use. As for food kitchens I'd assume the huge platters of food we could donate would not have a record of when it was made and how it was kept prior to donation. The possibility of a food born illness lawsuit probably scares of most if not all corporations from donating stuff like this.
My volunteer work didn't require a drug test, but I did have to get a level 2 background check since I'll be surrounded by kids. Our team picks up the cost for that at least. And it's all because we host one USA long course meet in the summer. We're a Y team so normally don't have to follow their protocol except for that one meet. But it's a huge fundraiser for us, so I'm stuck going to these classes. I didnt know what I was getting into when I said "Sure, I'll do it!" I like it, but it's a lot of work.