The light "stunt" at 6:50 might be the dumbest thing I've seen. What made Jackass funny was the production of the stunts, the characters, and that each stunt kind of had a plot other than just "let's injure ourselves in increasingly painful ways!" The Jackass movies are still some of my favorite movies of all time, and I do a marathon of them a few times a year. Some of that dumbasses shit is kinda funny, but some of it is just like..... why? The screw through the ear, that's not funny at all, that's just gross. The paintball gun in the mouth, that's retarded in the most literal sense of the word.
Jackass/CKY will always be a brain-free guilty pleasure of mine (like Impractical Jokers) but enough with all the wannabes and carbon copies. All these bored mori s ouy there announcing their names at the beginning just like you-know-who always did, still not knowing what they’re doing and not listening to disclaimers after the far end of two decades.
As much as everyone is shitting on him, you are talking about him, and pushing traffic to his channel... so the dude must be crazy like a bag of hammers! Just finished working in the shop for the afternoon, settling in with a few drinks to catch up on some good old Live PD, and looking forward to the big UFC fight tonight. Anyone else tuning in to watch GSP beat the fuck out of "The Cunt"?
I REALLY want GSP to floor that disrespectful sack of shit. Honestly: is there a more satisfying KO in MMA history than Dan Henderson relocating Bisping’s jaw four inches to the left?
Truth. Henderson, the nicest, most respectful MMA fighter on the planet, went after the bell and fucking hammered him. As outrageous as it was, nobody really said anything because they understood why it happened... even Bisping was (relatively) sheepish after the fact and (kind of) admitted that he deserved it... "but he misunderstood how I was talking shit about his family.." That being said, I do have a begrudging respect for Bisping... dude's got the most wins in UFC history, and he was a gatekeeper for years... was run through the meat grinder, and he eventually made his way to the top. I just have a raging MMA hardon for GSP... the dude's a fucking alien... and he's Canadian... and he can do no wrong in my book. He reminds me of a Jean Claude Van Dam movie cyborg, but he's real.
GSP has one of the kindest and polite dispositions I’ve ever seen on an athlete. He almost wants to fall over with greetings and apologies. Everyone is “my friend”. ...and then there’s the other thing, him being a stone-cold murderer when fighting. He is one of the all-time greats, everyone knows that.
Everyone is saying, "4 years off is too long". If it were anyone other than GSP, I would agree. My gut feeling is that he's stronger for the 4 years off than he would have been if he didn't take it off. The dude has an insane work ethic, and I have no doubt he didn't slack off at all during the break.
I usually don't buy lower grade cards, but this is a Mantle and I got a great deal at $141. Happy birthday to me. Spoiler [/SPOILER}
Fucking cat. It's been cold and wet and windy out all day, so of course the cat is pissed and blaming me personally for the weather. I hadn't seen him for a bit, so took a quick look into my room where he likes to snuggle into the eiderdown in order to dry off... and yep, there he was. And sitting on my pillow was a mouse. Well, actually, not a mouse... part of a mouse.... like from the neck up. On my pillow. The fucker heard me come in, looked up, and then started purring, in a "there you go pal, just for you, aren't you happy?" kind of way. So yeah... I did a pretty thorough search for any other mouse pieces-parts, and didn't find any. Here's hoping shit stays that way.
I’m sorry, was he gone four years? I couldn’t tell. NOBODY could tell. After that, GSP earns the same legendary ranks as Bas, A. Silva and Fedor.
She’s lucky to have a boyfriend who is much, much larger than her that would tolerate that, instead of throwing her through a plate glass window. What a psychopath.
His "pranks" are worse. He super glued her ass to a toilet. He put live snakes on her while she was asleep. I only found them because my son had become obsessed with toy snakes and I was laughing at rubber snake pranks (and getting some ideas for the wife). I draw the line at causing physical harm though.
To other people, right? You could probably do well with your own channel if you invested in a body cam.