Or when they flip inside out... Spoiler "Look, Jimmy, if you press your ear up to it, you can hear the ocean!"
"Trust me, baby... you get this ass implant and you've got a solid future in the industry. I work at Penthouse, I know these things. I'll get you into a movie for sure."
First thing I thought when I saw the bare ass picture. Photoshopped as fuck. I won't be surprised when HuffPo is soon to be littered with blog post about this picture and photoshops insanely unrealistic portrayal of women's bodies.
This sucks! That fix-a-flat injection reminds of that couple that was arrested for the home liposuction service. I can't remember where that was, but oddly enough, I don't think it was Florida. If you ever consider going to somebody's basement or garage for diy lipo or augmentation, it is time to put down the fork or hit the gym.
I bought it without reading anything about it. It isn't the greatest but I enjoyed it. Better than turning on the radio and hearing "Shake it Off" for the 300th time. Still better than The Piper at the Gates of Dawn.
As catchy as syphillis. The greater bane of my existence is that I'm Not The Only One song by Sam Smith, but only because the irritating CSR keeps singing the chorus off-key. Learn the whole song and take some singing lessons, honey. Damn.
Jesus Christ, and you thought you were having a rough day... Workers successfully rescued from scaffolding hanging off 1 World Trade Center