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11/7/14 WDT NSFW

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Nov 7, 2014.

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  1. McSmallstuff

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    And mean while at the "You can fly like Superman" special needs academy...
     
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  2. Parker

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    Would you rather?

    Scenario: Full Year, No Masturbation Allowed, Lights On (Thanks Angel).

    A) Have sex with a five, once a week.
    B) Have sex with a ten, once a month.

    Go.
     
    #222 Parker, Nov 12, 2014
  3. wexton

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    More details are needs, how good are each in bed, how much do each like to experiment.
     
    #223 wexton, Nov 12, 2014
  4. Parker

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    Nope, no more details. To clarify, you're not locked into a room with these chicks. You get to life the rest of your life as normal.
     
    #224 Parker, Nov 12, 2014
  5. happyfunball

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    Why chicks? That's sexist to us non-lesbian leaning girls.

    I'll take sex with a dude at a 5 once a week. I don't really care about looks if I like them. I'm assuming we're allowed to actually like these people?
     
    #225 happyfunball, Nov 12, 2014
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    How is it off key?

    More importantly, what is a CSR? My best guess so far is "cock sucking retard."
     
    #226 JoeCanada, Nov 12, 2014
  7. Nom Chompsky

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    yes
     
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    customer service representative is my guess.
     
    #228 wexton, Nov 12, 2014
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    Customer Service Rep. And she starts A flat major/f minor and sings half the chorus, then drops down to a more comfortable register that's about 3 tones lower to sing the rest of the chorus. It's irritating as hell. She does it with every little song she sings throughout the day. Every line in a different key. Plus, she has no sense of pitch, so she scoops all her intervals (my pet peeve) and JESUS CHRIST DOES SHE EVER SING FLAT.
     
    #229 Angel_1756, Nov 12, 2014
  10. JoeCanada

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    Ohh I thought you meant Sam Smith is a cock sucking retard because he sings his own song off key. That would have been way more interesting.
     
    #230 JoeCanada, Nov 12, 2014
  11. Angel_1756

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    Not at all. But if I run into that man on the street, I will hit him in the balls with a poison-spiked mace for bringing that song to light.
     
    #231 Angel_1756, Nov 12, 2014
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    Went to bed at 2 with a 10; woke up at 10 with a 2

    Is she a five or a ten? And, how did Parker get your CSR to agree to fucking all of us?
     
    #232 Rush-O-Matic, Nov 12, 2014
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    To be fair, Sam Smith does literally suck cock. So there's that.
     
    #233 MoreCowbell, Nov 12, 2014
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    Husband had surgery this morning - now I'm nodding off and getting ready to go home. He's up and walking just is a bit nauseous - so I'm letting them deal with that overnight.
    He came out of the OR asking for a piñata. So...it's good his priorities are straight?
     
    #234 shimmered, Nov 12, 2014
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    Are you sure it's not just a new style of singing you're not familiar with?
     
    #235 Nom Chompsky, Nov 12, 2014
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    I'm soooooo glad you didn't hear me singing Backstreet Boys the other night. And I'm so glad I actually listened to it when I got back so I could realize how bad it was. I said to my friends how can there be four of us and not one of us can carry a tune? Law of averages you'd think there'd be at least one.

    So I'm at Walmart shopping (quiet) while my daughter practices since it's so close. But first I workout and then come here. I'm in yoga shorts. As I'm in the produce aisle a guy in one of those carts you ride yells at me as he's cruising by "Hey! You won't be wearing those next week, will ya?" I just smile and say oh no, wasnt so bad when I left the house.

    But he's wrong. I'll do it again. And regret it. But I hate changing or anything once I'm done. I'll throw on a sweatshirt and think I'm only going from the car to the store, so I'll be good. But I'll freeze. Rinse. Repeat.

    I walked by the guy and he was buying 20 of something. I think jars of applesauce or something. I think I keep coming back for the stories.
     
    #236 happyfunball, Nov 12, 2014
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    That's how I feel about this place.
     
    #237 Nom Chompsky, Nov 12, 2014
  18. Parker

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    I specified chicks for him, because wexton is a straight male. It's whoever your desired sex is. See how non-gender focused the original question is?
     
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    Ten once a month. If I'm living my own life as normal I can do A easily enough. Silly question.
     
    #240 FreeCorps, Nov 12, 2014
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