I'd let her break my dick off. Also, Parker, the answer is B. Gonna hate your life if that 10 isn't good in bed.
OMG. I didn't....know where that was going. Kind of wish I still didn't know. And how do you not know that is happening?
Parker: Depends on what you consider "having sex" If it's you have one orgasm and done, then I'd take the 5. If it's you get to fuck as many times in a set time period, I'd take the 10. Twerker shitting her pants: From the previous posts I was prepared for "her" to turn around and be a dude. Also, when she's lunging for the camera, it sounds like she says, "Is mud!" Am I hearing things?
I'm going to say that its a normal fuck session. You throw it in there for 30-45 minutes and once you finish, you're done. So you're going with the 5. Cool.
But Parker - we all know that after 30-45 minutes with you, no female can handle any more without at least a month of recovery.
Didn't she, at one point, get xrays of her ass to prove there were no implants? I seem to remember hearing that somewhere...
>throw it in there for 30-45 minutes >once you finish you're done Yeeeah... I'm going to need you to pick one or the other. Also, (and I realize I'm just splitting hairs at this point) the "10 point system" is very strange. According to some people 5 is plain/average, and to others anything under a 6 is a full patch hambeast. If our definition of 5 is the former, I would choose that once a week. If it's the latter, I'll take the 10 once a month.
Is there a pic of Kim holding a champagne glass in her ass cheeks? I just saw a Buzzfeed article show up in my FB newsfeed of people trying to pour champagne down their ass. I don't want to google it because I am at work.