Yup. It's sad that we treat our pets better than our parents when it comes to end of life scenarios. If assisted suicide had been legal in NJ in 2004, my dad would have done that instead of deteriorating to the point where he wasn't in his right mind and I had to make the decision to pull the plug. There was a great article on CNN a week or so ago about that young woman that had terminal cancer and opted to end her life last week in Oregon (where it's legal). Heartbreaking stuff, but my opinion is if you believe in human dignity, the decision to end your life is a right. Like with my dad, the first 2 years of his illness, he still understood everything and wasn't in a lot of pain. He got a fair amount of enjoyment out of those two years. The last year was a horror show. It sucks that your most recent memories of someone are that horrible.
I slept for 2 hours because I couldn't lock my drunk friend's apartment behind me. So I stayed to get her alcoholic ass up for a 5k. Good deed for the decade. Everyone else is fucked. I hope she pukes. Let's lift weights and listen to SWEDISH METAL. I love mornings like this. I'll feel absolute madness until 10, then pass out and wake up wanting to slit my wrists. Better than napalm in the morning. Spoiler Oh, hey, who wants some gummy worms? Go on... click it. You can trust me. NSFW
"So listen Starlight, I was thinking we need to kick it up a notch. Everybody's sticking dildos, fists, whisks up their ass. Sooooo, I was thinking...gummy worms!" Starlight: *shrugs* "Okay" Where do you guys find this stuff?
If I'm not mistake that is a woman who goes by the name of hotkinkyjo. For the sake of your soul and your rectum, do not google that woman.
The same reason people remember the names of serial killers. The things that shock your soul stick with you.
Can you imagine a time when you've become so jaded from sex that you experiment with shoving things in your asshole until you can drive an RC Car inside? I kind of want to give her a brotherly hug then tell her everything will be ok. But it won't be ok. Not ever again. She's going to be carrying 3 feet of her lower intestine around behind her in a radio flyer wagon.
I'd be shocked if she's ever constipated. I'm going to post my gross video when I get home. It won't let me do it from my phone. You guys will love it. Swear.
I see you guys waited. How sweet. My friend sent this to me. I'm assuming it was her way of telling me she didn't like me anymore. Which is fine, as I didn't care for her much either after this. About 30 seconds in it starts getting reaallll good: