Am I wrong in thinking she's pretty? Also, Greenland Husky being a good dog. (I think, it's some sort of Greenland land race of dog)
I'd try to get into those furry trousers of hers. Do you suppose she's just as furry underneath? Maybe she shaves it with a walrus tusk or something.
My best friend's grandfather used to tell us stories about him & his brothers sneaking off to fuck the farm animals. Said the goats were the easiest but they were loud. Usually they fucked the cows but had to be careful because they would shit on you without warning.
So people just openly admit to doing something this remarkably fucked up and wrong like its a funny drunk story? I thought the only time you get confirmation on such a thing is by reading it on court documents.
That's what I was thinking. Every once in a while you read about some fucking weirdo who got caught fucking one of his (or his neighbors') animals, but I've never heard of someone admitting to it. To each his own, but I'd much rather jerk off than stick my dick in a nasty-ass animal vagina and roll the dice on having my cock shat upon.
The old guy was in his upper 70's and was on his way out. He would get a few drinks of Ol Charter and story time would begin. And these were stories from when he was in his early teens.
Mentioned it before. My friend's dad was born in Cuba. He said some folks would wait for turtle mating season. When these things lumbered up the beach they'd pin it down and fuck the poor creature. Apparently it feels like a human vageen. HOWEVER, turtle vagoos create suction to hold the dick in, most likely because they bang underwater and it has to be airtight. Occasionally, the turtle would clamp down on some dude's cigaro. Friend's dad said they'd sometimes have to drag this 300 pound turtle up the beach into the truck while it was stuck on their dick. That'd be an interesting hospital visit.
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