The people fucking above me really aren't making my little emo night any better. Time to start blaring metal to combat the techno shit they're blaring. Hopefully Slayer dampens their little fuck fest.
This is Netdatta's forum, domain, site, expense... ...so wouldn't that make all of the non-Canadian's the foreigners? Not to be a dick. But what I'm saying is come to Canada it is really nice here, we have two types of bacon, a Thanksgiving before Halloween, three to five political parties to hate on, the longest skating rink in the world, no Florida, Cuban cigars, fantastic beef and an awesomely effective military for its size. Just ask Lucas where he got the term stormtrooper from. And Dixie, by law, can't visit or demand labias.
Well, yes, but you spell words that should have 's's, with 'c's. And you add 'u's to words unnecessarily. It's just weird. And foreign.
You could always knock on the door with a bottle of wine and a box of condoms and offer your services.
Today, my new husband and I went to a swanky restaurant for lunch to celebrate his birthday (this was the only time we could get a reservation even days in advance....ridiculous but this place is amazing!). Even though we had a reservation we still waited about 15 minutes to be seated. As we waited I caught a 90-something year old lady in a wheelchair watching us from across this outdoor lounge area. She seemed to get quite a kick out of us. We weren't doing anything inappropriate...just talking and occasionally touching. My husband gave me a quick peck on the shoulder...nothing scandalous. I guess all of it was enough to tell that we were honeymooners, though. We were called for our table....I almost spoke to her but decided against it. We aren't nearly as cute or romantic as she probably imagined us to be. I got a kick out of watching her watch us. I hope/imagine it reminded her of HER honeymoon with someone fabulous 70 years ago. If my grandmothers were alive they would have gotten a kick out of telling us about their honeymoons with fabulous men, too.
I have no problem admitting that. I tried googling my own name once and came up with some weird stuff.
Unfortunately, I cannot. A DUI in college means I'm too dangerous to be allowed anywhere near your snow, moose, and fully nude strip clubs.
You've now posted one more dick picture than I have. Since you're a mod, I'm taking this as a sign that it's okay to do this at random. #aintnostoppingmenow