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12/4/2015 WDT NSFW

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Dec 4, 2015.

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  1. CanisDirus

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    I literally was watching Oliver & Company over on CyTube when I heard he died today. And in that film, he was either the world's worst loan shark or the world's best. RIP to you, Mr. Loggia. You magnificent son of a bitch.
     
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    I don't get it either so am just speculating but am assuming it is more about the power than the sex. Sounds like this guy probably could have found willing participants, hell, maybe even this same girl if he had played his cards differently. Some people's brains are just wired differently.
     
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    As another MO resident, all of a sudden I feel unsafe.

    Welcome to the Heartland @toytoy88 , watch out for the syphilis.
     
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    Basically, all of the Midwestern states are the same, until you get closer to Canada. Then it's just less cows and grain fields and more howling fjord winds and fuckin' trees.
     
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    I say that as a person from a Western state that among other things is called "The Potato State" when Washington produces more potatoes than us, the Dry Pea and Lentil Capital of the World [yes, really. Like anyone gives a shit.] and basically otherwise being a desolate wilderness full of crazy mountain folk of various types. Also, our name literally was pulled out of thin air and means absolutely nothing.
     
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    And I will maintain until the day that I die that Northern Nevada and Southwestern Idaho should have remained lawless territories; hardly anyone lives there and they're the kind of places you'd think The Hills Have Eyes would play out.
     
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    I actually like Kansas City quite a lot. I see very few cows, grain fields, or fjords in my day to day life, but don't have to travel too far if I would like to see them (minus the Fjords)
     
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    I have nothing against any of the places I've mentioned; they're great in their own ways. I think for example that Midwestern BBQ is really good. And Northern Nevada and Southwestern Nevada have a sort of charm of "...sagebrush, sagebrush, AH! Stars at night!" thing going on.
     
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    I'm just saying they're not what most people consider "fun".
     
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    In my early 20s, I sort of fucked a passed out girl. Lemme splain. She had this weird thing where when she got too excited about stuff, she would pass out for up to a minute. Like, stop breathing and everything. I didn't know about this condition at the time. So we're mid bone session, and the girl goes limp and isn't breathing. Being a moron 20 year old, I half thought I'd fucked her to death. I hesitated for a bit, wondering if I needed to call the cops, or if I could finish first. Then she came to with a loud gasp, and off we went again. She told me about her thing afterward. Crazy little Malaysian broad named Uma. Good times.
     
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    Sounds like a form epilepsy. It has hundreds of forms, one of them is where it appears a person dies for a few seconds.

    Question: if you DO fuck somebody to death, should you be on the receiving end of handcuffs or high-fives?
     
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    Definitely epilepsy from the sound of it, and a pretty serious case of it. There was this video of some guy passing out mid speech or something because of this very thing. Must be a very scary thing to come to and not remember anything or know whats going on.

    Edit: Found it.
     
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    GODMOTHERFUCKINGDAMMIT, JUICE.
     
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    There has to be a cancer foundation focused on getting terminal patients laid for the last time, ala Fight Club, right? There has to be.
     
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    There should be. Needs a good name, though.

    - Humpin' For the Cause
    - Fuck Cancer (Then Me)
    - Bone Marrow Donors
    - Canc'er? I hardly know 'er
     
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    Let me see if I can offer two:
    - Make A Moan Foundation
    - Fuck 'Em To Death
     
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    I'm trying to come with a pun on euthanasia, but euthanasia already means "good death" and, well, what's better than death by snoo-snoo? And sexthanasia sounds awkward. Thanacoitus?

    These are the important questions.
     
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    Unrated, but I think it's funny when people pull you aside at work for the sole purpose of bitching. This guy spent 20 minutes of my (unbillable) time complaining about morale and people's shitty attitudes. "So-and-so's so negative. They're just miserable to be around!" I've had...maybe 12 interactions with this dude, and at least 10 have consisted of him vomiting complaints at me while I slowly inch to the door. I SO BADLY wanted to point out the hypocrisy.
     
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