I disagree. Sign vandalism IS a laughing matter, that shit is hilarious. Guaranteed that it honestly upset nobody.
Apparently, I have the power to transport to bedrooms, so, you know, what's a trip north of the border? I mean, I'm not saying I was responsible for changing a sign outside a hotel to have the word "tits" in there - well, actually, I am saying that. It was their fault, though for having a ground-level sign and renting rooms to my fraternity.
1) You died laughing. 2) You died thinking about tits. Only Hudson in "Aliens" could have a better death.
I heard STP playing in a Nordstrom today. I love Nordie's as much as anyone, but it was kinda sad hearing it play along with the Spice Girls et al days after SW passed.
You'd be surprised. On the gun forum I frequent there was a thread that linked to some photos of the Paris theater attack, dead bodies and all, and a poster flipped out because the link had porno adds. He said he was furious that his 8 year old son almost saw porn adds....On a site with pictures of the massacred theater patrons.
I know you're on board with this, but WHAT IS THE FUCKING DEAL WITH THAT? Premium cable is a great example as well on how hardcore violence is somehow nowhere near as traumatizing as a naked woman or saying the word "fuck". Walking Dead has ghastly grotesque every week. Show a tit? SJWs would go mental. Think of the children! Meanwhile other places get to have nude beaches because they aren't kiddies who think pee-pees are for potty mouths. I say hardcore penetration sex after 10 pm. We're all adults at that time.
My mom was one of those people (a good Christian woman, by the way...) who didn't care about how much gory violence I saw, but if a nipple was visible, she lost her shit. She had no problem with me renting slasher movies like the whole Friday the 13th series (she didn't know about the boobs in those movies. I would watch them with the volume down low (in case there were sex noises, or dialog that would give it away), with my finger on the remote's "STOP" button at all times. I had some close calls, but never got caught.), but if there was a sexy woman on the cover of the video box, I couldn't rent it (this was in the VHS days.). Let me give you an example that still pisses me off to this day: When I was a little Bandit, I LOVED dinosaurs. I ate, slept, and breathed dinosaurs. I had all kinds of dinosaur toys, I drew dinosaurs, I pretended to be a dinosaur, and I watched any movie or TV show that had the slightest promise that there would be dinosaurs in it. But there was one movie that I was FORBIDDEN to watch: Caveman, starring Ringo Starr. http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0082146/?ref_=fn_al_tt_1 The reason I couldn't see it was because it had some kind of sex scene in it. Oh, and this movie was rated PG, for the record. This pissed me off to no end. I would see it on the video store shelf, taunting me. Then my parents got divorced, and my dad moved into town, where he had cable. Well, I saw one week that Caveman was going to be showing on TBS (one of the lamest networks to ever exist). I'd just go to my dad's house, and see what all the fuss is about, easy peasy. Problem: It was showing in the middle of the week, and I would usually see my dad on the weekends. I asked to go to his house, which instantly aroused suspicion with my mom, but I was ready: I told her that I wanted to see a different movie, The Ghost and Mr. Chicken, starring Don Knotts. Really. I looked over the movies for that evening, and that was the only one (besides Caveman) that seemed remotely believable; everything else showing were dramas that she knew I wouldn't be interested in. She didn't buy it. She didn't specifically say that it was because Caveman was also showing (she looked over the TV guide), but I'm sure that was the reason. Cut ahead about ten years: I'm in my late teens, and she's dead. I finally see Caveman. At that age, it seemed pretty lame and stupid, BUT I GUARANFUCKINGTEE YOU I WOULD HAVE LOVED THAT MOVIE AS AN 8-YEAR OLD. Oh, and that scandalous sex scene? It was a little bit of frantic humping under a bear-skin. No nudity at all. And people wonder why I'm glad that my mom is dead.
I'm fine, but somebody should check up on Black Jesus. Now that we know that his girl Selena Gomez wears high-waisted underwear, CJ may be too upset to go on. https://twitter.com/selenagomez/status/673866188699467776
Dammit, I live in Regina. I drove by this exact construction site on Sunday (would've gone down that road if it wasn't closed) at like 5:15 PM. No titties sign. The article said it happened sometime after 5:30 so I guess I missed it by like 15 min. When I went home at 7:30 I purposely avoided that road because I knew it was closed. I am disappoint. (My life is officially that boring that this would have been the highlight of my day.)
I have a very serious question, but not serious enough for the serious thread. The TiBers thread gone multiple pages longer than the Boobie AND Booty thread combined, there are like 5 active female members...who are you guys posting for?
Crazy police chase and shootout in Seattle. http://www.seattletimes.com/seattle-news/shots-fired-following-car-jacking-suspect-reported-down/ Spoiler: Video of chase and shootout
Everybody assumes that there are about 25 sexy women lurking that will see a TiBer post and think, "dayum. Now, I need to sign up and also show my boobs and tell all my bikini model friends to do the same thing." I mean, I feel like that's likely. (<Distant whisper voice> If you post it, they will come.*) Or, maybe the posts are for you.
In hopes a few of the posters will repay in kind without being harassed to show some skin. I don't mind being ogled either. You can't expect someone to show themselves, when no one else is. Plus, did you see how awesome my back looked, bruh? I'm gettin' some sick traps. PROTEIN! FULL CAVEMAN!