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12/9/2016 WDT

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Dec 9, 2016.

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  1. Danger Boy

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    I know the local plumber, and I know for a fact if I asked him to do it he'd give me the side eye for not being able to handle it myself. This scenario actually went through my head before I started working on what I now refer to as "Operation Shit-cicle".
     
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    Welp, 2016 is drawing to a close in a suitable fashion. Kid had stomach flu for a week and a half and then I got it, culminating in the full Juice experience last night when I shit the bed.

    Just fuck everything.
     
    #202 Angel_1756, Dec 19, 2016
  3. toddamus

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    Sounds like you're having a shitty day

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    #203 toddamus, Dec 19, 2016
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    I'd say it could be worse, but nope, thats as bad as it gets. Enjoy getting that out of your mattress and anything else.

    Maybe just burn everything might be easier.
     
    #205 toddamus, Dec 19, 2016
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    Depends.
     
    #206 Rush-O-Matic, Dec 19, 2016
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    I guess in terms of whining about crappy days the bar has just been set pretty dam high on here
     
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    I would love to drop a 45 lb. plate on Mark Dice's face while he sleeps.
     
    #209 Crown Royal, Dec 19, 2016
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    welp, today I discovered my car battery shit the bed, while getting a jump, I broke the fucking inner door handle off, and just realised i can't replace the hinges on my toilet seat because ALL THE GODDAMN SCREWS ARE STRIPPED! Can we just get rid of Mondays?
     
    #210 wilder111, Dec 19, 2016
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    Really?

    Really?
     
    #211 Angel_1756, Dec 19, 2016
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    I feel like a lot of people on this board have children... My biggest sympathies.
     
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    It was Angel that shit her bed. Not her kid.

    Just want to be sure we all understand the context.
     
    #213 Nettdata, Dec 19, 2016
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    Her child gave her the flu, which caused her to shit her bed.
     
    #214 Cmr88, Dec 19, 2016
  15. Nettdata

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    Shitting the bed has no transitive properties.
     
    #215 Nettdata, Dec 19, 2016
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    Well now it's no secrete what Angel's secret santa is gonna get her.
     
    #216 Revengeofthenerds, Dec 19, 2016
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    I see what you did there.
     
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    Wouldn't that mean her kid shitting themselves caused her to shit herself?

    You are right Angel crapping herself has nothing to do with her kid doing it first

    I about shit myself bc I was late the airport
     
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  19. Revengeofthenerds

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    One time I threw up because my son threw up on me. Pretty sure the transitive property was involved in that.
     
    #219 Revengeofthenerds, Dec 19, 2016
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    Went to a funeral today. Motorcycle accident. Dude hit a longhorn.

    Only in Texas.
     
    #220 Revengeofthenerds, Dec 19, 2016
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