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12/9/2016 WDT

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Dec 9, 2016.

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  1. Nettdata

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    I hit a bull on a highway in Mexico while driving a rental VW Bug.
     
  2. Rush-O-Matic

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    Was it Vince Young?
     
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    Y'all laugh. You ever seen a Longhorn?
    They're fucking stout.
     
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    Nothing compares to a moose. 1400 lbs 7 feet up in the air on stilts. Your car takes out the legs and the whole thing comes crashing straight through your windshield.
     
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    I have a theory that if you hit a moose in a Ferrari going 200 mph, the car would be damaged, but the moose body would likely fall behind the car, not on top of it (seeing as the car would be going roughly a football field per second). Kind of like standing a pencil upright on a table and sweeping your hand under it as quick as possible.

    Any insane millionaire feel like proving out this theory?
     
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    mythbusters for driving though a moose hints and tips
     
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    I see what you mean.

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    Insane redneck could accomplish the same analysis. One 1972 Plymouth Fury with fiberglass "Ferrari" front end + one rocket pack + one stuffed moose stolen from the Rocky View Bass Pro shops.
     
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    I remember a news story when I was a teenager where a guy on a snowmobile hit a moose at about 60 mph. The sled wasn't damaged but the guy got a face full of moose and was killed..
     
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    I think that it would end up behind the car, but you'd still be dead; it'd just cave in the entire top of the car before rolling over the top.
     
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    Anyone else come home to find their mom passed out fully clothed on the floor because she took to many sleeping pills? No one, just me? Yea Family!
     
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    Yep Mythbusters took this on and inertia is a funny thing, you take out the moose's legs but its body isn't moving much so it just comes crashing down on the windshield.
     
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    I had to stay late at work, because two customers were selling us used music gear. It became increasingly evident that it was stolen, and the one guy who needed to sign the paperwork kept passing out standing up, thanks to some suboxone in his system. I called the cops and let them wake him up.
     
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    Isn't it about that time of year when we have the annual debate between those of us who believe Die Hard is a Christmas movie and those of you who are fucking wrong?
     
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    Yes, all two thousand pounds of it right at your head. You're basically hurling another car through your windshield.

    Hit a moose, say your prayers. Because God decides if you live or die at that moment.
     
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    I'm sorry this isn't a debate. There are several truths in life, the first being Canada is America Jr, the second is that boiled peanuts are disgusting, the third is Die Hard is a Christmas movie
     
  16. Rush-O-Matic

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    Uh, Die Hard is of course, a Christmas movie. But, you're not helping by listing other falsehoods.
     
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    Never had boiled peanuts. Are they soft and not crunchy like roasted peanuts?
     
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    I'm just trolling with the Canada Jr thing but boiled peanuts are terrible
     
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    When cooked properly, they are soft - but, not mushy. A perfect boiled peanut will also separate when you split the hull and toss them whole in your mouth. While those abomination Peanut Patch in a can things exist, I have no idea. Why would anyone want to root around in the shell with a finger or teeth to dig them out.
     
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    I'll add poutine to this list, anyone who hates, and I mean hates not just dislikes poutine, hates eating and despises food
     
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