Now all this talking about hangovers makes me want an omelet. I work retail. These days suck already, but add to it that the GM at my store decided to quit right after Black Friday. So I'm going into Christmas doing the work of two people, and trying to keep the staff doing their best helping the customers. Yeah. Drinks all night.
Yeesh, speak for yourself. Unless I drink nothing but good quality gin or vodka, and don't have super sugary mixers, I'm usually ok, sometimes a headache. But if I drink beer, then I still have the headache and you can throw gastrointestinal issues in there. Its funny, I started shying away from beer cause I was sick of feeling full and bloated when I was drinking, and now I don't even like drinking it all that much anymore. One here or there is fine, but putting it in a night of drinking usually leaves me feeling wicked the next day.
I've got all 3 of my sisters kids a little later today so they can go to the range and learn about guns and gun safety. I don't know what to do. I mean I have cookie dough in my fridge, a firepit with wood in the back, and a couple dogs. And a TV. Don't kids takes naps, too? I threatened kiddie leashes jokingly last week. It might just happen today. These kids have a sense about them. It's like they have ESP and call "break!" at the same time because they have the amazing ability to split in every direction at the exact same time.
If you got dogs, you got a dog crate don't you? Think about that for a bit. If nothing else, couch forts with pillows and blankets in front of the TV while they eat cookies. The goal is to make life easy for you and that they don't die. They'll enjoy it, it'll be low maintenance for you, give them back to their parents on a sugar high and then you'll never be asked to watch them again.
Apparently the youngest swallowed a big coin so in order to spare me from "digging through this kid's poop" I am off for the day. Crisis averted!
It seems like almost every guy is now sporting the Hitler hairstyle. So why isn't the moustache making comeback too? If you want to look the guy, go all in.
El husband jokingly left only the Hitler stache before shaving everything when he had to shave his beard after coming back from leave. I was not turned on.
Michael Jordan had one. And as we all know once a black celebrity does it, that makes it no longer racist.
Well this about made my morning. For some reason I just really, really love watching people get hurt doing stupid shit.
Watching Schindler's List it's hard not to notice the similarities of the haircuts on the Nazi's in that film and today's hipsters. Both are equal in crimes against humanity in my mind.
Well, today is a good day to stay inside and do fuck all in front of the fireplace. We got dumped on with snow overnight and it's still coming down in buckets. I'm looking forward to it.
There is something cool about the first real snow of the year. And there's something really awesome about having paid a little extra for a reserved parking spot thats heated and in a garage.
Might be too late at this point, but anyone have any VPN advice while within China? I arrived this afternoon and am here till Thur morning. I downloaded Private Internet Access but cant even log into it. Seems they may have wised up and blocked the VPN hosts. I just want to be able to look at Twitter over the next few days, for the love of all that is holy.
I used ExpressVPN when I was there and it worked well in Shanghai. You shouldnt need it in Hong Kong.
My roommate had a moment of introspection and figured out why the neighbors hate him: It's not because of the security cameras set up on the fence line pointing directly into their front and back yards. For no reason. It's not because he calls code enforcement on them at least twice a month over some petty little thing. It's not because roommate #2 is an unpleasant person who randomly yells at them for no reason at all. Nope. It's none of that. They're jealous of his Christmas lights. Yes, he was serious and yes, he is that delusional.
Watched this year's Westjet Christmas Miracle and am now sitting here, congested with a sinus infection, with a toddler recovering from stomach flu curled in my lap, weeping like a fucking child. There aren't many companies out there that nail the "do good" concept, but Westjet does some pretty good things.