So my friends from the great white north, is ice fishing an excuse for a bunch of men to huddle together in a small wooden cabin where there are no women, or is there something else going on?
I heard this gem from my friend's 90 year old grandma. Regarding the grandson's decision to maintain a long distance relationship with a gal, "Well, she must have a stout pussy." I've never considered a pussy to be stout until now.
Beer, weed, you can space-heat sheds and sometimes people catch tonnes of fish if you like fish. Some of my friends love winter specifically for ice fishing. Catch your breakfast and cook it right there on the spot. Fisherman like it because you can fish and be a noisy asshole instead of dead-quiet all the time.
It's a place to get the fuck away from women, specifically your woman, and talk about all the nasty, skanky, other women you'd like to see naked. Or fuck. Or thump your chest over. It's a place where you can go and do and say stupid shit and not be judged. You will most definitely be ridiculed and made fun of, because that is what "the boys" are for, after all, but you will not be judged. It's a place where you can go and pretend that you are, once again, the king of the jungle, before having to return home and falling back into the "yes deer" bullshit that is NOT fishing with the boys.
Heres a Christmas movie we all left off the list: Just Friends. Tell me that's not a hilarious movie at times. Anna Farris and his little brother steal the show. "You'll ALWAYS be fat to me!!!!"
I feel like you don't even know me, you know I only fish Avet Reels, and don't worry I got all the guns in the divorce.
When he front-kicks his already crippled brother square in the ass on the couch...fuck I die every time. Because brothers are like that: never growing out of beating the shit out each other.
In the 4 months since I've been here I became the president of a student group, got an intership with a lobbyist group, and managed to make some really solid connections within the health community. Tonight marks the effective end of my semester with a few loose ends to tie up later in the week but I am going to enjoy myself Also helps I got a fairly cute blond doctors number at the bar tonight. She's got that blonde curly hair thing going and I kinda like it. And yes it is a real number its not the first time we've met. For everyone in the south, I'm not fucking around when I say I'd rather freeze my ass off walking to class than sweating my ass off in August. Maybe its just the way I'm wired.
No can do, you guys can have Ohio. In terms of moving though, I'd take Florida in August over here now. Yes, I moved in Tampa then and it sucked ass, but moving here right now would be worse
One thing I don't miss about having Facebook is all the people bitching about the cold. These are people who have lived in Minnesota their entire lives, yet every winter they act like it's the first time it's ever been cold here. They say "this is bullshit!" as if they were promised 70 degree weather year around and they totally got fucked over. Well guess what? If you don't like it you can git out!
Where the hell was she while they were casting the porn version of GoT? Shit would have been given a theatrical release.
I wish "No shit, Sherlock" was an appropriate response for people in the office who say how cold it is.