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12/9/2016 WDT

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Dec 9, 2016.

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  1. toddamus

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    If this great nation has taught me anything, its that you can get rich for being fat and stupid.
     
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    Dude is anything but rich... he's learned that by doing stupid shit that nobody else will do they will overlook his looks and lack of character/personality and will give him the attention he craves.

    It's like the not-so-hot chick that sluts it up to get the attention. Funny to watch, but deep down, pitiful.
     
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    I'm not talking about him, I'm thinking like Honey-Boo-Boo and that type. People who actually got money because they were fat and stupid, not people wanting money because they're fat and stupid.

    Kim Kardashian comes to mind too
     
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    Those are people that the stars in the heavens simply aligned for: right place, right time, right luck.

    Too many people like train wrecks, to a point where they now make them rich and famous. That fucktard pewdiepie makes $30 million dollars having people watch and listen to him scream like a banshee playing video games.

    If you have a shtick, it can make you rich. It just needs the right attention.
     
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    For my skier friends. Warning this is pretty dam brutal..

     
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    I never ski without a Swiss entourage.

    Never stop partying.

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    Yesterday it was 70 degrees here. Today a cold front collided with the warm air, which means wind. We're getting 50-70 mph gusts in the city right now.

    My insane roommate says it snowed at the house this morning, which I find doubtful since the lowest temperature here today was 47 degrees. But, whatever.
     
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    I know you don't want to live in the ghetto but maybe the homeless shelter has some beds?
     
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    They tend to frown upon drinking at the homeless shelters. Something about blah, blah, blah, you're going to hell, blah, blah, blah.
     
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    Just become better at hiding your drinking and you'll be fine. Just like your roommate I'm sure they have cameras too
     
  11. Revengeofthenerds

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    How old are your roommates? 12?

    They can't be over 24 I suspect.
     
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    Maybe see if they have any warrants? Anonymously report them? Kidding kind of
     
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    I hate new work shoes....ie...$150 dress shoes. I stuffed myself into them in the store without to much problem. It only took a minute or so per shoe.

    Tonight I figured I'd put them on and stretch them out a bit so they went on easier. I bought a shoe horn and everything. After 3 minutes of struggling with the left shoe I gave up and switched to the right. 3 more minutes of struggling and....fuck it. Apparently my feet are growing or something.
     
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    That's why you wear boots. Froto.
     
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    A friend of mine is quitting his job, buying an RV and doing a 48 state road trip.

    I'm jealous.

    And I'm also considering buying an RV for me, the wife, 2 kids and 2 dogs. Anyone have any experience?
     
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    I'm 6'7". Boots have heels. Doors are 6'8". Fuck boots.
     
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    Fun baseball card pick up:

    This all happened about the time I was born. Bo Belinsky was a young stud pitching for the LA Angels. He pitched a no-hitter his rookie season. He dated Ann Margret, Tina Louise (Ginger on Gilligan's Island) and Connie Stevens. His life was what every young man dreamed of. He never did realize his potential as a ball player as he fell into the trap of glamour and partying.

    http://www.nytimes.com/2001/11/27/sports/bo-belinsky-64-the-playboy-pitcher-dies.html[

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    Great story on Bo:

    http://www.lamag.com/longform/fallen-angel-1/

    "In Miami, he and a roommate were accused of drilling holes in their hotel bedroom wall to spy on the Miss Universe contestant staying next door."
     
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    Doesn't gout cause some swelling in the feet? What was once the disease of the rich is now the bane of 6'7" rednecks.
     
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    Try some talcum powder.

    Unless you have ovaries.
     
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