Kind of having a tough night personally, so if people wouldn't mind posting pics of sexy girls in black and white that'd be great. That or sick skiing pics that'd be cool too. Stolen off facebook, this is my hell
That's not redneck, that's just efficient use of space. Seriously though, some of the "higher end" box wines are often times better than comparably priced bottles I've found. I'm pretty sure at this point nobody on this board is going to judge you for what gets you drunk. Only if you wear flats while doing it.
This stuff isn't bad and $20 for the equivalent of four bottles was enough to make me try it. I'm wearing slippers so I probably lose street cred for that but they're warm and it's snowing outside so meh.
My sister's babysitter quit, so I have had the joy of watching my three year old niece for the night. I now understand why she quit. I have been hit in the head with a remote, pillow, and have had a shoe thrown at me. Plus, the 20 pound cat bit me. I can't find any alcohol in this house. Thankfully, she finally passed out. By passed out I mean I gave her melotonin gummies.
@bewildered Add this to your list of things to do if you get stuck with your nieces. A few days ago I looked out in the front yard and my wife was "supervising" my son as he tried to chop wood using his toy shovel on one of my BBQ wood chopping stumps. Dude tried to use the maul ax but 15 lbs was a little heavy for him. Start 'em young. Child labor is awesome.
Dude superglues his asshole shut. Then drinks a bottle of laxatives. At least that was funny as hell. But seriously, I give up. I literally don't think there is anything dumber you can do.
Know what child labor is best for? A little bit of sewing here and there. Those small hands are best for that sort of thing
I cannot stand small children. However, she is my blood so I have to refrain from smothering her with a pillow. Her babysitter quit with no notice, just no showed. I was a last resort. My niece isn't too bad if she is in a good mood, however, tonight just wasn't one of those lucky nights.
I would like to mention I post pictures of hot chicks in lingerie and Net posts a video of an old dude greased up in vaseline.
Oh I'll watch that shit till the cows come home. Once my son goes to sleep, if there's nothing on tv I'll youtube search for "fail, prank, gone wrong" that kinda thing and be mesmerized. Better them than me. "Rediculousness" is the most underrated show ever. I thoroughly enjoy laughing at other people's stupid behavior. Something primal about it. When my wife was preggo I used to show her those clips and she'd pee herself laughing. Kinda easy for a pregnant person to do, turns out. Made it twice as hilarious for me.
My husband has been binge watching Criminal Minds, which is annoying because he doesn't want to start any other shows until he's watched all available episodes on Netflix. Thank god for Shemar Moore, he's the only thing that's keeping me sane after watching so many consecutive episodes of this show.
If this is ever me, let someone in my family handle it, nice an easy, deer slug to the back of the head we all have these people on facebook, just tonight for whatever reason, they've all come out
He's actually a pretty good guy. He just wanted to find a show to watch that we wouldn't finish in a week. There are 11 seasons of Criminal Minds on Netflix times 22-24 episodes a season. It's a long term commitment. Meanwhile, I have to wait to watch 3% because it looks like something we would both like (or does it suck? I don't know because we haven't started watching it yet.) I would like to point out that I didn't make him watch the Gilmore Girls reboot with me, which is good news for him because it was the definition of nostalgic but underwhelming.