There is no such thing as "Body Positivity". Your organs are in fact being strangled by fat. Eat a salad, you weak-minded Fatty. I love how the same people who look down on drug addicts at the same time demand you treat food addicts not only with respect, but on a higher pedestal. Fuck off.
Australian Raptors Might Be Using Fire as a tool http://www.iflscience.com/plants-and-animals/australian-raptors-may-be-playing-fire Well, shit. I, for one, welcome our new avian theropod overlords.
Fun fact on the fat super hero front, Marvel actually has a character named Big Bertha, who is a model who can turn into a super-powered obese woman. Here she is interacting with Deadpool, the posterboy for body image issues. Although, apparently she changes back into her regular model self by vomiting out the fat, so that is pretty fucked up.
I'm not enough of a comic book nerd to know the answer to that, but I do want to point out that Wade Wilson wearing a tuxedo over top of his Deadpool costume, then a bandolier on top of the tuxedo, is freaking awesome.
So guys, how hot and how good in bed would a woman have to be for you to not break up with her after this: If this guy doesn't dump her, he's either a saint or this woman gives the best blow jobs in the world.
Or he realizes he loves her more than a car. Because if he loves the car more he should probably kill himself over his loss.
You're certainly more charitable than I am. If my SO begged to borrow my prized possession, then hooned it even after I asked her to be careful, I would have to seriously evaluate the relationship.
Accidents happen. It's why you legally have to have insurance. The car is a thing, not a person. If he really did love the car more than her he shouldbspend the next 12 years rigging the exaust to empty into the car, and take one long last ride. Don't get me wrong, she is stupid. But accidents really do happen. They are part of being human. Some humans even forgive people on occasion.
None of the things in that story actually happened, because the circumstances needed to make them happen are statistically unlikely. There is a shitload of additional reasons that the story is bullshit, but the best reason to stop thinking about it is the part where a Pontiac GTO that wasn't built in Australia hitting a tree at 60 miles per hour doesn't end up killing anybody. They didn't put any crumple zones in that motherfucker.
I'm a man who gets very attached to my vehicles. About 15 years ago, my ex-wife crashed my '94 Ford F-350 (I used to drive trucks) into a new Cadillac. The truck was salvageable, the Cadillac wasn't. I drove the truck for another couple of years. I forgave her for the accident. I figured it was my fault for letting a woman drive a truck with a manual transmission, and getting mixed up with the pedals (or whatever happened). These days, I don't let anyone drive my car except my dad.
Ok, I'm making progress on the book. I'm done the character sketches and have a rough outline which I will be tightening up this weekend. I've taken to writing at the local coffee shop because I enjoy being a cliche. Anyway, I put my headphones in and here comes my question for you folks (since many of you are very well rounded musically): I need suggestions about classical music. I know fuck all about it, but I want music that doesn't have singing (no opera, please) to distract me. PM me, post it here, whatever. I figure if I build up around 3-4 hours of classical over the next few weeks, that would be good.
My classical playlist (some opera-ish stuff, but mostly classical) is fairly long, heres a few. If this is the kind of thing you're looking forward Ill PM you the whole thing- Luigi Boccherini - Minuetto Tchaikovsky - Swan Lake Lakme - The Flower Duet Johann Strauss II - Blue Danube Waltz Albinoni - Adagio in G Minor Beethoven - Fur Elise Beethoven - Symphony No. 9 (4th movement) Beethoven - Piano Sonata No. 8 Pathetique (2nd movement) Chopin - Piano Sonata No. 2 Mascagni - Intermezzo Mozart - Clarinet Concerto Mozart - Dies Irae
Rhapsody on a Theme of Paganini by Rachmaninov is my favorite. You will have heard the most well known part of it if you've seen Groundhog's Day or Somewhere in Time (it was the latter movie that piqued my interest in it).
In the months leading up to the Swimsuit edition, there is a note inside the first few pages, that reads something like "SI Swimsuit edition comes out Feb xx. If you like to opt out of this issue, please contact ___." Because, they always get letters, what does this have to do with sports? my daughter saw this nsfw cover. etc. This year, there were three covers: one with Hailey Clauson (I got that one. Yowza.), one with Ashley Graham (the plus sized model), and one with Ronda Rousey. I wonder if they're getting letters from guys that got "the fat girl" cover." Spoiler: Graham She's very pretty, but imho it's odd that they chose the "beaching walrus" pose for her cover. Paging @Angel_1756 to the white courtesy phone.
The Planets by Gustav Holst should keep you entertained for awhile. I'd also look up Richard Wagner but be so you know he did some opera work too.