I love how they're using lots of black presenters for the Oscars to give the impression the Academy considers minorities as equals. After all the talk about that this year, did they think nobody would notice this very obvious attempt at a band-aid?
Watching the Oscars and though I like NPH and appreciate him showing off his cut-glass nipples, this is not as fun as the Ellen Oscars were. Ugh, Jessica Chastain is a knockout and she just walked out looking like a red carpet version of a mom.
My favorite part of the night was reading all the twitter jokes over the failure of the play-off music.
Roger Deakins just loss for the 12 time for Cinematography. He must have fucked a whole lot of Hollywood wives. Criminals in the gulag got better treatment. Emma Stone also looks like a fucking hobgoblin. Fuck that wrinkly bobble headed weirdo.
I did not know Edward Herrman died this year, great character actor. Or Richard Attenborough, and Eli Wallach who Im sure someone had for the death pool. Also Dick Smith, who was the most influential make-up man in history next to Lon Chaney. He made this:
I forgot Tuco died. "When you have to present an awards ceremony, present an wards ceremony, don't talk." This show is terrible. The only thing keeping me going is making fun of it. I'm still convinced Big Hero 6 was originally conceived as a hoagie.
It's as if NPH's cue cards are inSpanish and he's trying to translate them on the fly. He's terrible. Not Letterman, Hathaway/Franco or Whoopi put-a-fucking-shotgun-in-my-mouth terrible, but he's not getting invited to do it again. I think Hugh Jackman and Seth MacFarlane were the best hosts of the past decade. Jackman did the best opening number ever, nobody will top that. Also this: "Don't you dare miss joining Chloe Kardashian for the E! Oscars after-party following the awards". Kill yourselves. All of you.
Yeah...this is painful. Hugh was great. I like NPH, but he is terrible hosting this. The only reason I'm watching is for the fashion. I'd pay a million bucks to look like Jennifer Anniston when I'm 45 or however old she is.
Dear John Travolta: STOP WEARING A RUG ALREADY. You married Kelly fucking Preston. You already won, dude. Also Scarlett Jo has a MileyCyrus' Hitler hairdo now. Is this a new thing for women? Looking terrible and as sexually unappealing as they can?
Why are they jacking off Sound of Music? I don't recall them lavishing attention on other past winners this way. The only chick who has done the shaved sidehead thing successfully is Kelly Osbourne.
No clue, but Gaga really can sing. Poor Julie Andrews, of all people to have a botched vocal chord surgery...
Fixed that. Wake me up when that stupid-ass haircut is extinct. Guys used to have rat tails, we also had the decency to realize that they sucked.
Aww, I loved that Julie Andrews hugged Gaga. Going back to the In Memorium, did they do Philip Seymour Hoffman? Or Joan Rivers? They did Louis Jordan, so it isn't like they were skipping recent deaths.
They had Hoffman up there last year. They didn't do Rivers, but I honestly don't care. People have to stop pretending that they didn't find her completely obnoxious and unfunny for as long as they've been alive. Coming up next to present...every other black celebrity in Hollywood. Alejandro finally won the gold. About time.
21 Grams was the second most potent movie I've seen next to Closer. I happen to like that pompadour haircut the gals are doing. It's fucking hot. Then again I'd like Scarlet Johansson if she pooped the bed. No, what gets me is how smug everyone is about social issues. You rich fucking assholes. Do you think anyone hampering voting rights, gay marriages, equal pay, and discrimination legislation give one fucking iota what you pampered little twits have to say? Sounds so disingenuous on a self congratulatory awards show.
Success. Alejandro wins best director too, well deserved. He's a Latin Robert Altman: anti-Hollywood director respected by all. Ditto on 21 Grams. My god, it was one of the most raw, real and sad movies ever made. Naomi Watts owned it like nobody in that movie.