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2/20/15 WDT NSFW

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by shegirl, Feb 20, 2015.

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  1. Currer Bell

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    Whatever, dude! Personally, I have sand in my gears that they didn't include Joan.

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    #141 Currer Bell, Feb 22, 2015
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    I'm personally pissed about Reese Witherspoon and all the others annoyed over being asked about who designed their dress. #askhermore I have watched many red carpets and I don't ever recall where that was the only question asked of them. I will laugh my ass off if designers snub her next year so that she has fuck all to wear at the awards.
     
    #142 Currer Bell, Feb 22, 2015
  3. Crown Royal

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    Damn. I really, REALLY wanted Michael Keaton to win.

    Redmayne forgot to thank Stephen Hawking. Oops.
     
    #143 Crown Royal, Feb 22, 2015
  4. Crown Royal

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    Julianne Moore was overdue to win. She's given so many great performances over the years, and she still hasn't aged a single day. The woman is in her mid 50's.
     
    #144 Crown Royal, Feb 22, 2015
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    Matthew McConaughey. I want to climb into his beard and hang out with him forever.
     
    #145 TX., Feb 23, 2015
  6. Crown Royal

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    And to present the award for Best Picture... A giant fucking douchenozzle.

    Thanks for shitting the bed, Penn. Now go fuck off and die.

    I'm glad Birdman won. I thought it was the best movie of the year, totally deserved to win.
     
    #146 Crown Royal, Feb 23, 2015
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    I hope he spontaneously combusts in front of his children and it takes him half an hour to die. Fuck that guy so hard with dozens of elephant cocks in every hole.

    I still have no desire to see Birdman. But if I were Batman, I'd push Stephen Hawking kid into a gulch. NOBODY FUCKS WITH BRUCE WAYNE. (In my mind Michael Keaton really believes he is Batman.)
     
    #147 CharlesJohnson, Feb 23, 2015
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    I would love to drown Penn in a bucket of diseased raccoon cum and then throw in a frayed extension cord to ensure the job is done. To quote Joe Rogan "That fucking cunt Sean Penn, I want to beat him to death."
     
    #148 Crown Royal, Feb 23, 2015
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    A fucking green card "joke"?

    For real? Fuckin fuck Sean Penn with infinite spiky cocks
     
    #149 iczorro, Feb 23, 2015
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    I'll take "Women I have never found remotely attractive at any point over the last 20 years" for $500, Alex
     
    #150 JWags, Feb 23, 2015
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    #151 Nettdata, Feb 23, 2015
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    Wait, wait, wait… I don't think raccoon cum can be diseased. Do raccoons get std's? I don't think so. Why are there no children's books that explain this type of thing? Fucking Obama.
     
    #152 JoeCanada, Feb 23, 2015
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    I tend to avoid awards shows for this reason, well, and I think it's weird - not wrong, immoral, or anything like that, just weird - to give awards for art. Plus the speeches, besides coming off as preachy, seem incredibly insincere. I don't know how you compare an 'American Sniper' to a 'Grand Budapest' - or one performance versus another. That's why I also don't like the Grammys.

    In short, giving awards for art is weird.
     
    #153 The Village Idiot, Feb 23, 2015
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    Michael Keaton got robbed. Julianne Moore is... okay. Sean Penn's joke was fine people need to lighten up.
     
    #155 Juice, Feb 23, 2015
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    Is it just me, or is Sean Penn really creepy and remind you of Snidely Whiplash?
     
    #156 The Village Idiot, Feb 23, 2015
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    Re: Ginger Bread

    The fuck! I pay for my own shit. Redheadist.
     
    #157 Queen-Bee, Feb 23, 2015
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    Here's my problem with professional porn... If someone is taking care of my bits like that, I'm actually enjoying it and my head is thrown back and writhing, not sitting up and faking it.
     
    #158 Queen-Bee, Feb 23, 2015
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    oh oh oH OH OH!

    Wha-? SHE'S FAKING IT?!
     
    #159 Rush-O-Matic, Feb 23, 2015
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    Re: oh oh oH OH OH!

    No, no doll. Porn girls really dig the sex. I was just being mean.
     
    #160 Queen-Bee, Feb 23, 2015
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