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2-4-6-8! LET'S GET DRUNK AND CONVERSATE! 11/5/10

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Nov 5, 2010.

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  1. taste_my_rainbow

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    I don't think I've ever masturbated drunk. I've had a lot of drunk sex though. That's better, right?
     
  2. BeCoolBitch_BeCool

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    My first karaoke experience. I'm fucking awesome. Toto's Africa and Cracker's Low belong to me.

    Also, hooray for responsibility. I was about to drive home but then I realized I was too drunk to turn back the clock in my car.
     
  3. Nettdata

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    Yes.
     
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    After drop off, went to a friends bonfire and used a lot of gasoline anf jonny walkwer. fure got started just fine and no one got hurt...so successful night?

    Edit, fire used trhe gasolione, I usedf the jhonny walker.
     
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    Meh, it's about as fun as sloppy drunk sex.
     
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    LIES i am so exicted right now! YAY MORE HOURS!
     
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    Wait, so this guy is pissing all over the bathroom and specifically put you on as the person to clean it up? 10 bucks says wants to fire you but has no good cause at the moment, knows you won't clean the toilet and will use that as an excuse so he can fire you for not doing your job.
     
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    Its 7:45 AM, Im wide-eyed and rosey-cheeked and my girlfriend is crying because apparently I destroyed her copy of How The Grinch Stole Christmas last night.
     
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    Actually, I figger it's one of two things. He either wants me to quit so they don't have to pay me unemployment and knows that this will set me off enough to quit (and this is one victory I don't mind giving to him) or he wants to assert his dominance over what he perceives to be the lone weakling. Both of the other two grunts that work there are 10 times the man he will ever be so I must be the only simp.

    Or, y'know, he gets a secret thrill from making women clean his piss off of toilet seats.

    And truthfully, I doubt he conjured this up all on his own, considering he's only met me once. This is probably something the DM cooked up. Whatever. I'm just relieved to be out of there before Black Friday.
     
  10. Vanilla

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    Fuck off! Really? What time is it actually?????

    Somebody gimme the real EST right now! Im too hungover for this
     
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    Spring - Springs forward (or you get robbed of one hour)
    Fall - Falls backward (or you get to nurse your hangover for one more hour)
     
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    You think your DM would concoct this kind of strategy? Honestly if these kind of people are running your company you should probably jump ship now if you can. This is just a symptom of a larger issue of poor leadership.

    Couldn't disagree more this year, I've been staying up too late and waking up too late recently. Now all you fuckers are on my schedule.

    9:21 AM EST
     
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    Liquor's one hell of a drug. Bits and pieces of the night are coming back together. Wasn't my finest hour. Woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets with a half eaten poutine next to me. Hours old poutine DOES NOT smell great when you're hungover.
     
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    Father's surprise party was a smashing success.

    I'm exhausted, dehydrated, and hungover but at least my house is already clean.

    The one negative was a crockpot of meatballs boiled over a little and splattered my wall with greasy tomato slop. Wall needed to be repainted anyways.

    Time for football, leftovers, annnnnndddddd... some beers.
     
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    Well the wife is at some modeling gig today, so I get to sit at home on a rainy day with a fire drinking and playing super mario galaxy.

    Not a bad day I suppose.
     
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    Fact: if I grow up and move into a house of my own, I will have the following things inside of it:

    -a fire place
    -a guitar amplifier more powerful than 15 watts

    I haven't played a plugged in electric guitar since I lived in university dorms.

    EDIT: Well it seems my GI transit time is at about eight hours. That's a bad thing.
     
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    Honestly, it's fucking difficult sometimes. One's increasing desire to take care of business runs at loggerheads with declining manual dexterity, the desire to pass out, and decreased attention span.

    Well that depends. Sex can be a mixed bag, but I've got this whole handshake-with-yourself business down to a science.
     
  18. taste_my_rainbow

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    It's not so much of a gamble when you have reliable sources.

    And I'm the female version of this:


    ...Because you never know where you'll be when you need some good lovin.
     
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    Really? We really need to explain this to someone?

    In that case, I'll add that when you change your clocks, its also a great time to take the batteries out of all of your smoke detectors.
     
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    How do you time yours? copious amounts of corn?
     
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