Well Karaoke was fun last night, we rocked Toto's Rosanna of course, and The Girlfriend got some partial video of it. I'm not so much hungover anymore as I just feel physically exhausted from drinking all night. The $130 bar tab reminded me why I don't do bar drinking that often anymore. Also, does No Shave November allow for trimming up the neck hair? Because if not than I don't think I'll make it; this shit itches like crazy.
Last night was a blast. Awesome dinner (an insanely good elk loin with cauliflower purée with mustard and horseradish) with a couple bottles of a killer French wine I've never had before. Then a bottle of port for dessert. Then went to a jazz club for cocktails. Then went to an 80s club for more cocktails and shots. Then to the strip club for more cocktails and boobs. Date was dragged up on stage and mutually molested by a hot Latin stripper. Worked for me. Still hungover.
Is it acceptable to murder my neighbor up the road for essentially putting a million extra leaves in my yard? It should be. Fucker piles them up on the front corner of his lawn where they blow down the road and end up in my front yard. I decided to save myself some aggravation and take my tractor up there and scoop up the whole pile. Of course I did this while drinking a beer out of my 64oz chug-mug and wearing pajama bottoms and slippers. Staying class in the country.
Well I had oatmeal for breakfast and, as we all know, there are two kinds of people in the world - those who look, and those who don't.
I dare not do the marble thing after last nights escapades, as muzzle velocity would be enough to shatter the shitter.
Last night I poured gasoline onto a bag of fireworks (side note: apparently, this is a TERRIBLE idea) while two longhorns were fucking in the background. You can't make this shit up. I'll write more after this nascar race is over.
Today I lost a lot of respect for this board. So you dont drink...How in the fuck do you watch this on TV? And you watch it while football is on? I went to a race in person this year, and it was one of the most boring things I had ever done. Also Hilarious. I plan on writing some stuff about it in the near future.
If you think that was exciting, wait until you see what she does when the subject of cement and concrete come up.
While you were all watching men in spandex huddle around and grab each other's asses, I was watching guys do 200mph and have a fistfight in the middle of the track.
Technically, madam, I was out wearing a kilt in sub-optimal temperatures. Then I drank some coffee, watched wine tasting videos, and am now writing a business proposal on the patient safety and economic benefits of pharmacists in hospitals. Compelling stuff.
<a class="postlink" href="http://www.winelibrarytv.com" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">www.winelibrarytv.com</a> The purpose is to find recommendations for good wine from someone who doesn't have his head completely stuffed up his ass and makes a point of trying inexpensive bottles.