Holy shit...I just looked at my Zipper Witch twitter account...it now has more followers then folks I'm following. 52-48. Amazing.
I made a 55 year old lady cry on Saturday night after telling her to keep her fucking hands to herself or I would kick her out, she was sitting at the bar and assaulting every guy who walked by. I felt kind of bad about it yesterday until my Uber driver told me I have a 5 star passenger rating. Winning.
Was is it with the Cougars in your town? It's so well-known it was the first thing I learned about Scottsdale even before how the pool of the Valley-Ho birth-spawns dudebrahs from its Drakar Noir-soaked depths. So Uber drivers get to Yelp their passengers? That's awesome.
She had never achieved cougar status, if she had I would have been a lot more respectful as we have world class cougars who need to be coddled so they keep in shape. I work half a mile from the pool you are referencing and have much contempt for said spawn. Yep Uber drivers get to yelp passengers, you can log onto uber and see your rating.
I've discovered the wonder of ravioli bake, lasagna's cousin. https://www.facebook.com/video.php?v=1686251878294121 We had some cheese ravioli sitting in the freezer for ages, and when I saw that video on FB I knew what I had to do. Since there wasn't beef in the ravioli, I mixed it in with the marinara and christ almighty it was so good.
Well I'm in big trouble. I have to give a 90 minute presentation this morning and the wife made spicy turkey chili for dinner last night. This is my worst nightmare:
What an emotional roller coaster. Mmm, sounds delicious. I like where this is headed. Oh, yes! That is awesome. I must try that! Yes, yes! Go on! O. M. G. This is the saddest thing I have ever read. Was it some kind of communist ravioli? Why would someone punish the ravioli in this way? I don't even. Well, see, now I don't trust your opinion on anything. It's like the crunchy peanut butter episode all over again.
There's something nagging at me. Lately, the media coverage of the election, the hype up to the Superbowl, the Louisville Basketball thing, the ascendency of celebrity to heights never before seen, the failure of any significant addressing of the NSA spying, websites I read (mostly news). It just feels like there's something forming in the back of my mind, a revelation, an epiphany. Or maybe I'm just hungry. I'll go with hungry.
There was more beef in the dish because it was in the sauce and not being crammed into a tiny ravioli pocket. But, I understand. You just can't handle that much beef.
The marinara had beef in it? It was meat sauce not just marinara? Pfff, way to bury the lead. Okay then, I'll let you slide a tiny bit. I mean, I still don't know what cruel factory industrial kitchen world would intentionally make ravioli without beef in it, and then how you temporarily had such a lack of judgment (were there terrorists involved?!) that you actually purchased this abomination of food product and allowed it to take up valuable freezer space normally reserved for cow, pig and limited poultry butchering.
The funny thing is that I originally typed "Since there wasn't beef in the ravioli, I mixed ground beef in with the marinara" but changed "ground beef" to "it" because I don't like to use words repeatedly and figured it would be obvious what I meant by "it."
Florida. Of course. Man accused of attacking stores with metal pole, samurai sword http://www.foxnews.com/us/2016/02/0...h-metal-pole-samurai-sword.html?intcmp=hplnws
Ah, well, I'll blame that part on my reading comprehension skills, or lack thereof. Next time just write, "since beef beefly beefington beefed the beef, then beefy beef" to avoid confusion. There's still no excuse for beefless ravioli. Shudder.
A co-worker just gave me some jalapeno chocolate. An interesting combination and it has quite a kick to it. I honestly never would've thought of combining the two.