Jesus butt-fucking Christ Hiller, if this were the gold or broze game, you'd won MVP. Hoping Miller and Frese'(sp) play out of their minds to meet little brother in the gold medal game. Anyone see the German bobsleder chick bail out of her ride while it was rolling over? Fucking wild. And man, those chicks are fucking husky!
Slovakia defeats Sweden?! I am in awe, but HAPPY awe. I was much more worried about team IKEA than the Slovaks, so this is good news for Hockey Country.
Good start for the Yanks, up 6-0 in the first period. USA! USA! USA! See you in the gold medal game Canada.
As Barstool Sports says "We just went America all over Finland’s ass" I think this is appropriate http://www.entertonement.com/clips/cnmclmsgcn--Not-Finland
I have never intentionally watched hockey. This morning I turned on the Olympics and saw USA hockey go from 0-0 to 6-0 and thought that this sport, perhaps, is what I've been missing my entire life. They haven't scored since. I've decided that I am not going to watch hockey again until someone fixes whatever rules keep them from scoring like that, all game. I'm pretty sure I have ADD. I need my constant stimuli, damnit.
Wow, that was a brilliant strategic move by the Canadian women curlers with two rocks left, and then a COMPLETE fuckup giving away the win. They're now heading to extras. If Canada loses, that will haunt the curlgar for a long time. I guess curling can be exciting.
We are going to eat the soul of your nation. By the way, fuck the Dutch bobsled coach. What a fucking asshole. Your pilot is responsible for three human lives. You don't publicly criticize him for protecting those lives, regardless of the motive. Fuck your machismo, fuck your pursuit of glory, and fuck your mother for birthing such a small-minded dipshit. How dare he question van Calker's integrity. Fucking pathetic.
I just think that the Canada/Sweden women's curling extra ends should have been done nude. There was some VERY fine milfage going on there.
Just watched 2 gold medals in less than 5 minutes. Gold for Men's Team Pursuit in Longtrack Speedskating and Gold for Jasey Jay Anderson in Men's Snowboarding Parallel Giant Slalom. Good job for making up the .76 seconds handicap he started with in the final run. Downtown tonight is going to be a riot. If anyone sees the idiot in the Half Red, Half White spandex body suit with a Maple Leaf on the face, I'm always willing to pose for a picture and say hi.
The biathalon fucking rocks. And we just won gold in men's curling. And we've broken the record for most golds won by any host country. Ever.