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2011 NFL Season

Discussion in 'Sports Board' started by shegirl, Aug 12, 2011.

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  1. Trakiel

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    Call me Caitlyn. Got any cake?

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    Skol Vikings at your #1 ranking!!!

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    I'm really looking forward to this week's game. I'm sure Cam will light up the Vikes' shitty secondary, but it'll be fun to watch. Eager to see what Ponder does in his second start.
     
  2. Parker

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    Hey, the Chicago Rush want T.O. don't make it sound too bad.
     
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    Tebow'ing - to get down on a knee and start praying, even if everyone else around you is doing something completely different.
     
  4. Parker

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    Negative. T.O. still has his TV show and residuals coming from DVD sales from shit with him and Chad. Trust me, people watch this shit (see: women) and T.O. isn't flushing his money down the toilet on drugs or booze. I don't think he even drinks.
     
  5. Rob4Broncos

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    That would makes sense. Have you ever taken a good look at that man's body? Wow.

    (No homo, and all that)
     
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    Suck it sideways Scam Newton.
     
  7. Gator

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    And the Suck for Luck Truck pulls out of NY with another loss. Go Dolphins.

    And a big thank you St Louis/New Orleans and a fuck you to Indianapolis.
     
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    Tebow looks good this week.
     
  9. Kampf Trinker

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    That pick 6 he just threw is one of the worst passes I've ever seen. I think it's time to stick with the pats/steelers game for the rest of the afternoon.
     
  10. MoreCowbell

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    Have you consider the alternative hypothesis that the Dolphins just suck?

    Random NFL pet peeve of mine: referees who tell the penalties in an excessively animated fashion. "Holding, #35, First dooooooown." Dude, you're the referee, not the stadium announcer. That's really not appropriate.
     
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    Tebowing.
     

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    I'm a Cowboys fan and I kind of agree with you. That said, the entire team looks like shit tonight. The D can't stop anything. The center can't snap, the o line can't block, romo is getting killed. Every time you think they're going to turn a corner (they looked good against the Rams last week and yeah I know it's the Rams) they shit the bed again. Fuck.
     
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    I just got home...is Dez Bryant dead?

    No catches?

    My fantasy team is fucked.
     
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    WWWWWWHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAATTTTTTTT?????

    Fuck that man, let them enjoy their jobs. They're cold, they're in short sleeves, let them get into it a little. Now I don't want them throwing the flag more than they have to. I mean everyone at home is doing an excessive animated call too right? If there is a fair flag, I want them to do a cartwheel before they signal a first down. Balance out the 5 minutes wait times on challenges.

    That's Pats-Steelers game pissed me off because Mike Tomlin just copied exactly what Rex Ryan did in last years AFC game. Leave Brady alone, cover the fuck out of the receivers, natrually your front line will get to the QB. Coverage sacks all the way. Then the defense freaks out because Brady isn't on God mode. Now...I'm fucking really wondering why 33 was getting carries and The Lawfirm wasn't trying to hammer it in at all.

    Tim Tebow, hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.

    I'm going to give it a day to let the analyst fully breakdown NO's woes. Why haven't people realized, after a team blows someone out, they're going to lose.
     
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    Great Chargers game. Its like they remembered they have to suck until November.
     
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    After watching the Holmes TD, I'm wondering if teams make a conscious effort to go after DBs who were just called for pass interference, and if so, is it noticeably more effective? It seems like it should be.

    Also, why dopes Marshawn Lynch do this annual thing where he comes alive for one week on the year? Last year it was the playoffs. This year....he has 133 yards and counting today.
     
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    Talk about blowout Sunday. There isn't a team within ten points of another for the early games. It's nice to see a team that knows how to use Sproles. I still think he should get more carries, he's getting over seven yards a pop this season. Tampa Bay can't tackle to save their lives. I don't get how this team has stayed in the playoff race the last two years.
     
  20. Nom Chompsky

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    Wait, SF is 7-1? When did this happen?
     
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