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2012 NFL Offseason Thread

Discussion in 'Sports Board' started by Blue Dog, Feb 10, 2012.

  1. MoreCowbell

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    I like the Law Firm as much as the next guy, but let's not get excessive here: he's only a hair over 4.0 ypc for his career (and 3.7 ypc last season), and even after removing carries by QBs, TEs, and WRs, he still accounted for less than half of all carries (whereas "feature" backs like Chris Johnson or MJD are over 75%).
     
  2. Gator

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    Leave Lauren Alone!

    They need the PR.

    And it should be interesting with a new coach and a Qb controversy.

    Maybe they can get Mrs Tannehill and Kim K to do a slapfight in the cold tub!
     
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    This doesn't really have anything to with BJGE in particular... just pointing out that, yes, their running backs are primarily a distraction from Tom Brady's pretty eyes scanning the field, but an already mediocre running game is only getting worse.
     
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    Ridley actually looked decent except for a bit of the fumbles. The lawfirm's best asset was that he was going to give you 2-3 yds at minimum plus ball security. I thought the Pats should've gotten Ingram last year. I don't know why BB is so against getting a workhorse back, look at the Pats with Mr. Dillon.
     
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    1. This was the greatest video ever. Tom Brady is so fucking dreamy.
    2. The Patriots don't need a "feature" back. Or as Merrill says, "factorback." They needed exactly what BJGE gave them. I also felt like he got better the more they used him.

    These other two are rookies. Not everyone comes out of college on fire, and some get their wings in the NFL. Like a certain QB I love so much.
     
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    I cracked up at the part with the cardboard cutout.
     
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    "Shame on you Matt Damon" had my abs hurting I was laughing so hard.
     
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    Pretty much.
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    Am I the only one that thinks she's not that hot? I know, I know, Gisele really isn't all that hot either, but she's getting what Adam Carolla calls the Blonde Pass. She has the basics of what we've been programmed to think is the best but isn't shit. If she went brunette she'd lose 5 points. Would I fuck her? Yes. Would I pause and stop talking when she walked into the room to stare? No.
     
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    Shes like Ohio hot.

    She's still above average in Florida or Texas, but nothing you don't see in the grocery store on a regular basis.

    I think the fact that shes young and a wife add slightly to her desirability.
     
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    Shes got nice shoes though, Ill give her that.

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    The Miami Dolphins will do anything for relevance...

     
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    Adios Ochocinco.

    Bienvenidos a Miami!
     
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    HAHAHAHA that's the first fucking thing I thought. "I bet he goes to Miami, they have no one."
     
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    Adam reporting on Twitter that Gronk has agreed to a 6 year, $54 Million extension. Bet Wes Welker is looking at that signing sideways.
     
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    That is the greatest idea you've ever had.
     
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    Interesting article on the All-22 Coaches Tape that the NFL Network is now thinking about charging people for. For those of us who play Madden, this is the regular from behind the QB view that we're used to seeing.
     
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    So Fred Davis of the Redskins is being sued by what appears to be a pimp/groupie, and the court transcript are...well...just go take a look for yourself.

     
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    http://espn.go.com/nfl/story/_/id/8...ing-arrest-charge-incident-houston-night-club

    Why does this shit always happen to my team? The Vikes have a worse track record than the Bengals.

    On the other hand, the first sentece of that article:

    What the fuck? How do you get arrested for resisting arrest?