Dude, are you listening to yourself? Parker fucked her first, and the that means that after the horsecock was inside and bore it's hellish subterranian foxhole she never felt a single TiBer afterwards. Diablo even side-spun a helicopter blade inside there...nothing.
Well the issue is that I'm in advertising, so I'm supposed to be knee-deep in attractive single girls. But apparently my agency breaks those rules. If you're in construction or the army, you knew going in that it meant bye bye to women. But oh well. It is ridiculously cold in my apartment. I need to invest in sweaters. NSFW ...um...holy fuck this chick is hot. NSFW
Drunks are funny. This is a drunk thread. Here's 6 minutes of funny drunks. Be warned of seductive old man dance moves:
Not true at all, some of the girls I have worked with over the last ten years have been outstanding. And unlucky it's cold, it's fucking 40C here for the next five days.
Describes both the girls, and the pictures. Also, your sister. Not that she's broken. Just to bring it up again. Actually I just copied and pasted the URL into my browser and Jesus Christ is that second girl airbrushed into oblivion. Yeah, sure, "hot".
Man, if I wasn't a very calm and understanding individual, I'd take offense at that. But fuck it, that's funny.
Um, my mom is from Minnesota, and I inherited them from her. Please don't ask me for pics to prove it, that's just creepy.
So not posting pics of my mom's boobies. Plus, she actually had reduction surgery about 10 years ago.
In defiance of your original post, girl #1 is much hotter than girl #2. And this is coming from someone who very much prefers brunettes.
Pshht. Such a statement is merely a COMPLIMENT on a board inhabited with the few, the proud, the children of Lucifer.
The top half of girl #2 is mostly a cartoon drawing, and the bottom half is surely touched up as well. But good lord, what a bottom half. I wouldn't mind taking that to a bouncy castle.
BTW, why does the girl who plays Sally Draper have a speech impediment? It's really irritating. Hire another child actor or get an SLP on set ASAP.
Oh no! People with speech impediments portrayed in popular culture! What next, women without fake breasts in porn?
As tired as I am of discussing Parker's (and everyone else's) penis, I do have a grain of sympathy here. It puts a melancholy spring in my step to fuck a girl too sore to continue, so if a woman ever admitted that I tore her vagina and I wasn't using a baby's head, I would apply to have the conversation enshrined in the Smithsonian Museum. The shit would at a minimum go on my resume, under Ph.D from Harvard and "personally got drunk with Bill Clinton, Clint Eastwood, George Clinton, and George Carlin at the same time." So, if/when that happens to you, the least you could do is talk about it on the Internet like every other person online with a huge cock. Y'know, to show you fit in. If the Parker hatred must continue, I propose that you change your name to a variant of J. Jonah Jameson to at least make it appropriate.
The Husband is headed back to California. I have to say that being the one sending the plane off into the sky is WAY harder than the other way around. And, now I can type with two hands! I can sorta kinda move my arm, and I start PT Monday. A couple of weeks late, but...whatever. Finding someone who could do it was a bitch. Finally, I love dropping in on this page and seeing the boobies. Yay natural boobies and yay fake boobies!