Or, you know, how you don't fit in. So I just had a moment. Reaching the tail end of my unemployment (which is to say, my time being off work but not officially on vacation), I'm watching a lot of How I Met Your Mother because Netflix. Anyways. Episode with Ted's really douchey high school girlfriend. He breaks up with her, says "au revoir", and I start thinking "actually he just told her he never wants to see her again, he really shouldn't have said au revoir, that implies they will see each other again. What he means is adieu". Douchey character then responds "Actually, Ted, you just said au revoir, which means, 'until we see each other again', so...". Yep. That is the How I Met Your Mother character I resemble most.
Fucking just hit 42 degrees outside (Hobart, Tas) thats 108 degrees to you yanks, hottest day on record for my whole state since records have been kept. Jeeezus.
I don't mean to overstep my bounds here, but if I read it correctly, weren't you the one that commented on a 7-ish-year long dry spell? I would think boobs of any size would make you happy. On another note, got hit with the tax increase today. Goodbye $200/month. You will be missed.
My brother's stupid girlfriend came in from Texas today. I absolutely loathe her. She's not good looking and has no personality. All she knows is her little college/Texas bubble. The fact that they are together baffles me. I'm planning on planting little seeds that I hope will help lead to their demise.
I don't know, her daughter was caught masturbating on a couch with her friend and she didn't hire anyone to take care of it. Also, maybe Betty did hire someone to take care of it and, just like with her own psychotherapy, it didn't work, and as a result she is a frosty bitch to her daughter because now she won't be able to brag about her at the country club quite as much as she dreamed.
The second picture is a playboy picture so yes, airbrushed. I'm going to go out on a shaky tree limb and bet she's still pretty fucking hot in person unless they brushed over smallpox and chicken pox scars. Here is a non-airbrushed photo for you picky uptight bastards.
We saw what they produced, and I believe we're all in agreement, "It's Good." My older step sister also had reduction surgery a couple years back. I believe she would have fit in to the chive
You should really start advocating for a ban on high capacity magazines. I mean, what with the number of times you've shot yourself in the foot.
Did I miss something? As in plural? As in.. you have more than one family relative working a camsite?
The sister that was (briefly, thank fuck) doing cam porn is not the one that had reduction surgery. Fucking duh. God, why don't I learn? Big boobs (used to be DD's, got reduced to B's) sis became a hardcore christian who took the "Be fruitful and multiply" part to heart. 7 kids last I counted...
I got a feeling that sooner or later you and your family is either going to be on Springer or Dr. Phil, I can't decide which yet.
I have not yet begun to describe why my family should be on Springer. Even in this mix of degenerates, no one would believe the whole real story.
Can I win this if I say my first contact with my real dad after 16 years was a Facebook friend request from him?
I love it when there's a cat fight outside and my dog freaks the fuck out. He doesn't know what to do so he starts running from room to room, like one of them will magically teleport him to the scene of the crime.