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2013 Christmas/New Years Drunk Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Dec 7, 2012.

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  1. abneretta

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    The Duggars pride themselves on that fact. After each baby turns 6 months old and is weaned off the tit it is handed off to a "buddy." Each of the older children has a buddy that basically parents the younger child. The older girls also do all the cooking, cleaning, and laundry.

    They basically just made their own servants. It's actually pretty sad and disturbing. Plus the kids are homeschooled so they really don't have any friends but their brothers and sisters.

    Sorry, I have a strange fascination with that fucked up family.
     
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    Well, I have 5 siblings so that is 6 in all. Mom actually had a miscarriage too so maybe they were aiming for 7. Or as many as possible until she had a hysterectomy? Anyway, it helped in my family's case that were were all spread out a LOT. My oldest sis is 38 and my brother is 19. The downside to that is that by the time my brother is out of college, my dad will be 67. Parents need to still have as much fire in them to deal with heathen kids who are acting up. You get to a certain age and its like fuck it, who is this kid's parent? Can I sent him home yet?
     
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    Likewise. Look at the teens in that family. There is nothing going on in those eyes. Coal black, lifeless. It would not surprise me to learn one or more knows what it's like to torture a cat to death. The mom freaks me out the most. She has this perpetual half grimace resembling how I imagine a corpse smirks. She has the disconnectedness of the highly medicated psychotic or the brainwashed. My guess is the latter. Eyes don't naturally glaze over unless something is terribly wrong. Then pop bounces around with this self servicing ego because he imagines himself an important man in his community and family. I find him the most despicable. The others are maladjusted because of the circumstances of daddy's perfect home.

    Can we have a Honey-BooBoo/Duggar mash-up? Best TV ever. We supply one side with corn whiskey and the other with edged weapons, then unleash them in a barbed wire enclosed field.
     
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    GIANT SUPER HYPERBOLE ATTENTION GETTING RANT aside, this is more accurate. Families are getting smaller, so we're less exposed to large families than we were fifty years ago when five and ten children in a single family wasn't unusual. Amazingly, nobody was petitioning to send someone to jail for having a bunch of kids. Daughters and sons played a critical role in raising brothers and sisters, thus providing a pretty unique and necessary life-skills course, an amazing feat for a group of people who were so unbelievably stupid for doing something a little different. They probably had a bunch of guns, too.

    If you really want to go all the way back to tribal hunter/gatherer/early agricultural times, groups and families raising offspring was more common than anything else. Subsequently, we're pretty much genetically predisposed to raise children in some capacity starting at a very young age because that is how the tribe thrived. Maybe this explains why it is widely accepted that many girls like dolls. After all, they're gravitating towards taking care of a baby when they are incapable of producing their own. Is it all societal, or is there a genetic trait in there somewhere?

    The Duggars are in a class all their own and probably aren't a representative sample of the primarily agrarian and immigrant families that I am basing my scientific wild ass guess on.
     
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    So does having more than two kids cause women to have health issues? No one I know who has had three kids + doesn't have all sorts of weird health issues.

    The weirdest is my cousin who grew an extra breast in her armpit.
     
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    My sister-in-law gave birth to 6 boys, and she's fit as a fiddle. Weird yes, but unrelated to her physical health.
     
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    My grandma had 8 and lived to be 90 with no major health issues other than a bad back. She claimed having so many kids kept her young.
     
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    My penis is so confused right now. She looks like she is having a stroke, but everything else makes me want to stroke...it.
     
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    I feel like she could be taking that picture joking around? Doesn't this board look at both sides of the story anymore before making snap judgements? Either way, I'd fuck her.
     
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    Holy shit, what happened to Hobie?
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    His milk would do my body goooooood.
     
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    Roids and facial plastic surgery also help.
     
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    Maybe the mom SHOULD die in childbirth. I mean, that's a nast thing to say but if it served as a deterrant to other mouth-breathers who think it's cool to have more than ten kids or have babies into your forties, then she'll die a hero. And daddy Adolph will be left to stir in the enormous shitpile of future incest-committers and Ted Bundy clones that he spawned.

    That family is an abomination. It is not the responsibilty of a sibling to look after a younger sibling. It NEVER is. You are the parent, and the ENTIRE responsibility of raising your family-- no matter how big or small you made it-- is laid squarely at your feet, end of story. Lie in the motherfucking bed that you made. It always pisses me off when I hear some guy say "I can't go out tonight, man. I gotta babysit."

    ...what, you mean you're being forced to look after your own goddamn kids, that you chose to create and raise??!! Your entire world in which you are supposed to base your efforts on is just a burden, a hassle that's always getting in your way? Twist a sugar-devil into your own asshole, Shifty McFucknuts.
     
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    My city is infested with mongoloids this weekend. Bowl game, fuck yeah Billy Bob!!!!!!!111
     
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    So in sending this song to my friend, I stumbled on this...

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    Uh...what the fuck?
     
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    You're just now figuring out that the stupid outnumber us?
     
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    I'm not really sure what just happened at work.

    First, we can see what search term they used, if any, to find our site. This guy (31-50 yrs old) found us with this term: "Test wondering about how much sex are you interested in?"

    I asked him how I could help, and this was his response: " I am currently away from my wife and I need lots of sexOf course, this requires a lot of cool because my wife is a freak"

    I sat there, waiting for him to elaborate because I couldn't figure out what his question was, or even what his problem was, and he never said anything. So I told him what topics I could help him with and asked if his issue was at all related to any of those. He said no, and asked if I knew where he could get help because he thought it was a psychological problem.

    What? I haven't been able to figure out what he was expecting me to do about it, or what he even thought his problem was. He likes to have sex a lot? I think that just means you're alive, bro. He likes to have sex so much that he's having trouble staying faithful to his wife while he's away? Or is it that his wife wants to have sex a lot but he doesn't? It kind of sounds like he likes to have a lot of sex and he has a wife who's a freak in the bed, but I'm not seeing where the problem is there. And what the hell was he Googling? Why do you need a test to determine how much sex you're interested in? I really wanted to keep talking to him to see what he was talking about for entertainment's sake, but I didn't want to lead him on.
     
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    Looks like you just made a snap judgment about the issue without even looking at both sides of her.
     
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    Do you have a tattoo on your forehead that says "All retards phone me!!!"?

    I think he was trying to say that he's a *ahem*.... sex addict. Sorry, but every time I hear that phrase I laugh my balls off. The very thought of it is fucking priceless. Why? Because people always say "sex addict" like it's a bad thing. And what's even funnier is that they say it like it's even a thing at all. It isn't.

    Sex addiction is NOT a thing, not in any way, shape or form. The American Psychiatric Association has not one thing written or listed about it in its manual, and refuses to regard it as a real psychological disorder unlike delirium, bi-polar disorder, schizophrenia or any of the other things Elizabeth Hasselbeck in afflicted with.

    An actual "addiction" is a destructive chemical dependancy, and "sex addict" is a term somebody pulled out of their ass only because Andy Dick cannot be classified as a human being. And it's been embraced by assholes like Tiger Woods who use it as an excuse for banging thousands of HPV-riddled cum dumpsters. There is a very wide line in the sand between being an addict and just really, really, really, wanting this:

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    Shit. You guys keep up with the boob .gifs and I may have to reconsider my position as an ass man.

     

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