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2013 Christmas/New Years Drunk Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Dec 7, 2012.

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  1. CharlesJohnson

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    Drinking Gouden Carolus Noel Belgian double. They put mint in it. Fuck this shit.

    This thread is now about Halphord Males.

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    Nobody knew he was gay. Really? REALLY?
     
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    Not even his own bandmates, who instantly fired him when he came out (classy). EVERYONE was wearing leather in the early 80's rock scene. Of course, looking at it now it WAS a red lantern, but Motely Crue wore mascara and those guys used to beat the shit out of people that fucked with them.

    This song kicks so much ass:

     
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    Come on. He was pumping iron and showering in that video.

    I don't care how bad Motley Crue tries to act, they're still queefs. Mick Mars is the only one that hasn't been involved in a fatality. but only because he's turning into the Elephant Man.

    A challenger appears.

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    Holy fuck, what is wrong with that thing.
     
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    Assassin cat.

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    Mick is my favrourite member of Crue. He says the most hilarious shit:

    Now, Tommy I don't blame for the death of the child at that party. The kid HAD an adult that was supposed to be watching him, she wandered off, and then to top it off she fucked off when the police showed up at the house.

    Vince is a fucking idiot, a shitty person in general and should have done ten years in prison for that DUI fuck-up. And Nikki... wasn't the death his own when he OD'ed? I mean, I think Nikki is a perma-loser but he CAN write a song.
     
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    Alfalfa Bale

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    Everyone is here thinks they're so punny.
     
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    When I was younger we were driving by a field that had those in them and my dad points at one and tells this story about how they found a dead man inside one of them. I almost would have believed him but he took it a step too far by saying he must have been eating his lunch because they found his sandwich right next to him. This is the same man that when I would ask him to turn on the radio would start talking sexy to it. He was trying to be funny but it just made me uncomfortable. All 57 times he did it. That NEVER got old.
     
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    I just bought a car! Its fucking sweet!
     
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    My old man does jokes like that as well, as does my grandfather on that side. Some of them aren't too bad but most of them make you cringe and just shake your head.
     
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    Let's not forget about society's lapha males. You know, to make us laph.

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    Continuing the fighting cats.

    edit: damn it it posted sideways but I don't care enough to fix it.
     

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    Re: Re: 2013 Christmas/New Years Drunk Thread

    Drop a small block in that bitch, it'll run like a raped ape.
     
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    The Fiero was the Miata of the 1980's. It was the trademark of the single, aging 80's douchebag. Y'know, the guy who styled his hair with a hot air brush and tied a sweater around his neck.

    I always find it funny how so many people nowadays blather about how tacky and sleazy the 80's were (which is a fact) without the slightest clue that they are, in fact, living in the 1980's once again.
     
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    You bastards stop hating! Its a 2002 jeep liberty. No its not the coolest car ever but I fucking love this thing.
     
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    You should know by now that if you give anybody even a foot of rope on here, they're gonna turn it into a bullwhip.

    Just ask.....well, any board member.
     
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