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2013 Christmas/New Years Drunk Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Dec 7, 2012.

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  1. Nom Chompsky

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    Honorary TiBette

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    Did...did your phone autocorrect "beats" to "aids"?

    Brings a whole new meaning to the term "bad beat story."
     
  2. Crown Royal

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    No, I meant aids. Some call them "runners". Or to be less respectful "lackeys" or "hangers-on" Never heard of "beat" unless we're talking about dance music.
     
  3. Paperbag

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    That was one of my favourite albums back in high school. Papercut? Points of authority? In the end? It’s not bad, but hearing some of the whiny lyrics takes me back to my dumbass teen years. No thank you.
     
  4. Crown Royal

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    Never could get into Linkin Park. Anemic live show, and whenever I hear somebody talk about them all I can hear is

    CRAWWWWWWWLING IN MY SKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN THESE WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOUNDS MAY NE-VER HEEEEEEEE-ALLLLLLLLLLLLLL..........

    ...awful. Sorry, they have lots of fans and that's fine. Just not my cup of tea.
     
  5. Paperbag

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    Yeah, I eventually got fed up of them singing/screaming/rapping about pain, scars, and wounds.
     
  6. Crown Royal

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    I have come to the conclusion that Russia is the worst country in the world, inhabited by the worst people in the ENTIRE world. What a bunch of childish, tempermental, reckless fucking twats. What the hell is WRONG with these people? What creates such horrible and sociopathic personalities?



    ..I mean, do they have ANY traffic laws whatsoever????
     
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    When alcohol is literally called "water" in your country, do you imagine the general populace will turn out to be fine upstanding citizens?
     
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    I'm thinking the rampant alcoholism has something to do with all that.
     
  9. downndirty

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    Don't forget all the guns:



    Seriously, that shit cray.
     
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  10. PewPewPow

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  11. Crown Royal

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    Granted, next to Scotland they have the coolest accents on Earth, but they're as cold as the weather there. All crew-cuts and violence (and insanely beautiful women).
     
  12. fertuska

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    Of course there are traffic laws. It's just that they do not have to be obeyed if you can bribe the police. I don't think those people are drunk (well, some of those pedestrians probably are), they are driving way too coordinated to be drunk.

    But seriously, there is a system, and if you follow it, shit like this usually doesn't happen. You just do not stop for pedestrians (unless you want the cars behind you to crash into you), get out of the fast lane if you see an expensive car with custom plates, be ready for people passing you where they shouldn't be, and do not get out of a car when people like those in the video approach you.
     
  13. Crown Royal

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    Jesus, that thing doesn't even kick when it fires. And that dude is great.

    "Do not try at home, I am professional Russian." love it.
     
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  14. Crown Royal

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    Everything you just said above is the worst system I have ever heard. FUCK assholes in expensive cars, FUCK people who don't stop pedestrains, and FUCK macho assholes who pick fights with strangers. The country is an assembly line for psychopaths.

    Worst people in the industrialized world.
     
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    I can't wait till the World Cup goes to Russia. It is one of the most overtly racists countries in the world. Lets see what happens when Nigeria plays. Oh and lets not forget the racial violence, that mainly being white nationalistic Russians beating the shit out of everyone.
     
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    I think that fella is from Georgia not Russia.
     
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    Awww, come on. It works. And they still collectively drive better than some of the 'performances' I have seen on the roads in the US and Canada. Those drivers would just get beaten in Eastern Europe, and ta-daaah, better roads for everyone. Don't even pretend you never wanted to beat anybody up while driving.

    ...that said, I may be from Eastern Europe, but moved away to the US a long time ago. Male aggression as in the video above did not bother me as much as the misogyny did. And it is still better there than in most of the world anyway, so careful with the hate.
     
  18. Crown Royal

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    Well, everyone WANTS to do that. There's a difference between WANTING and DOING. I want to piss into Kim Kardashian's ice cream, but I'm not going to do it. Sometimes I want to smack a bad driver upside the head, but I have these strange things called "reason" and "will power" that stop me from behaving like a retarded baboon in public and perhaps getting thrown in jail for such acts.

    That's NOT a good system that you described. It's not that my Western society is different. It's BETTER.
     
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    I absolutely support Crown Royal. Stopping pedestrians with a car, especially a full train of them like a Momma duck and her babies, gets you tons of points in real life just like GTA. Do you prefer nudging them or running them right over, Crown?
     
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    Every news channel is blasting the "LOCKOUT IS OVER" news about the NHL. Y'know what? Fuck 'em. Bettman should be hung up by his toenails and flogged with dead cats for letting this go on as long as it has. And for what, to salve a 50 game season? And I'm supposed to fall weeping to the ground, grateful that the players and owners were able to come together and work for the common collective good to do this for me, one of their precious fans?

    Fuck off. I hope they have empty arenas for the rest of the season. Arrogant shitfucks.
     
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