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2013 Christmas/New Years Drunk Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Dec 7, 2012.

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  1. shimmered

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    75% of a bottle of wine gone - and my shoulder hurts.
    Hydrocodone seems like a bad idea now.



    Hello y'all.
     
  2. Nom Chompsky

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    Tell her that you didn't tell her because you wanted her to like you for you, but that you're secretly NBA Superstar Greg Stiemsma.

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  3. Crown Royal

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    Bring the hammer DOWN!

    That's a good one, I always thought he looked like these guys:

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    ...slightly less white, though.
     
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    Beer snob + hipster tendencies = me picturing ghettoastronaut as this dude...

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  5. Crown Royal

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    Just call me Topher

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    To his credit, the night we hung out he aided me (along with others) in ridiculing passing hipsters. Not as LOUDLY, but he did nonetheless.

    And those guys in the matching pleather jackets stole my pool table daughter, they deserved EVERY hard truth I chucked at them and you fucking KNOW it, White-guy-with-a-mafia-name.
     
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    Sorry, can't hear you over the sound of my typewriter.
     
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    Of course it's a bad idea. You should never leave a bottle of wine unfinished. Then move on to the painkillers.
     
  8. shimmered

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    I have physical therapy (finally) in the morning. Hungover and pilled up may be a bad idea.


    Then again this is a nice drink.


    My family are fighting on my facebook. Shit got real and now my phone is blowing up. I'm about to use the DND feature.
     
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    The sports-entertainment industry benefits tremendously from taxpayer money. So yes, in my opinion, it does owe the public its product. Of course it's a business that needs to turn a profit and benefit all stakeholders, but you can't draw a comparison between any local business and something with as much political influence as pro sports.

    http://www.sportsonearth.com/article/40595178

    http://www.bloomberg.com/news/2012-09-05/in-stadium-building-spree-u-s-taxpayers-lose-4-billion.html
     
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    My adult family doesn't use facebook, I've always appreciated that but now I appreciate it more. It seems like for some people its just another dumb way to create some conflict out of nothing.
     
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    Taxpayers are getting screwed, but you go after who provides the funding, not who gets it. Vote out idiots that let public funding happen in the first place, not the recipients. If you and your brother both get an allowance, but he doesn't merit his, you don't tell him he needs to do things a certain way. You tell your Mom or Dad to stop paying so much.

    Also, a business has to benefit SHAREholders, not stakeholders. Fans are, and always will be, owed nothing until their lack of financial contribution affects company operations. I don't like that fact, but it remains true.
     
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    Man, you guys would make great Leafs fans.
     
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    I think Crown is already a big fan of leafs


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    Currently I'm an AHL fan, as far as I know that league has never locked out. True its the equivalent of AAA baseball but hey it costs less, is almost as good, and is currently playing a normal season.
     
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    Well DUH.

    ...and I'm a Sabres fan. And I don't live in Buffalo. Don't ever say I wasn't original.
     
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    Aren't most of their players Canadian anyway?
     
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    Ahh hockey. Football's sexually molested, retard of a cousin.
     
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    Oh, Slapshot. The 70s were a way cooler time.

    "Anyone throws me against the boards I'm going to piss all over myself."






    Plus it's hilarious hearing Paul Newman say "cock."
     
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    Let's not forget about the Hanson brothers.



     
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