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2013 Christmas/New Years Drunk Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Dec 7, 2012.

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  1. lust4life

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    You're confusing her with my 24 year old mistress. And by mistress, I mean a 1989 issue of "Juggs".
     
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    Okay, seriously? What YEAR are we in?

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    His parents need to balk on his bail and let him go to county for a week. He's old enough for it, that would QUICKLY smarten him up. But probably not, he's one of the most retarded "criminals" I've ever heard of.
     
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    Is there any better form of unintentional comedy than stupid criminals?



     
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    #2384 Crown Royal, Jan 8, 2013
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    The guy in the music video looks enthused:

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    At least the girl singing the song is a stunner:

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    He probably saw her dance moves.
     
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    Weird everyone is posting shit ass music. I *just* saw this rapper on Tosh.0 and came to post it. This guy is astounding. In no way do I think this is an act, the guy is really that dull. Crown likes rap...



    The original song that got him, ahem, noticed. Wait for the snot bubble. YOU WAIT FOR IT.

     
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    As far as stupid criminals go I'm sorry to say that these guys are from my homeland but it's pretty fucking funny.

     
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    Every Krispy Kreme song is equally ridiculous.



     
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    Hail to the king, baby.

     
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    Yeah, and their donuts ain't so hot, either.
     
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    I'm sorry, but this "HoaxHunter" "outting" Krispy Kreme before it was widely known on the intertubez may be my favorite thing about the whole ridiculousness:

     
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    I bet you tell kids Santa Claus isn't real too.
     
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    Holy shit, I don't mean to keep posting videos, but I'm sure just about anybody in here will love this. Hank cuts a group of ignorant hipster chicks to confetti. That pop-up glance at 1:25 says it all:



    ...Jesus Hudson Christ, whether you like him or not, Rollins has cut his teeth in music for three decades and the first thing you do when you see him in your place is try to shit all over him? Ridiculous.

    New York board members, is THIS the shit pile you guys deal with? I would kill myself.
     
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    Pssst, Crown, I have a feeling some of the NY people on this board ARE those people...hipster types. Keep it on the hush hush.
     
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    Don't think I care, no sir.
     
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    I respect Rollins a lot, but he's being pretty smarmy, conceited, and confrontational from the get-go in that video. The offending action by the supposed hipsters is that one of them is shouting the name of his book? And being weirded out by his presence (which he is loudly calling attention to) and the film crew makes them elitist? Where did anyone "shit" on Rollins or Black Flag? Rollins was "mouthing off" a hell of a lot more than anyone in the store.
     
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    Honestly those girls were nicer to him than I would have been if someone called me a tattooed trust fund brat because I noticed them. Pretty needlessly douchey on his part, I think he went in hoping they would play his game and give him shit so he could lay into them harder.
     
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    Yeah... they all seemed perfectly nice and then the owner gave Rollins his record. Did I miss something?
     
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