How in the hell did I never see Dodgeball before tonight? If you're one of the unanointed as I was, stop what you're doing and go watch it now. Hurry. And yes, I accept thank-you gifts. PM me for my address.
Hopefully the unrated version. When Justin Long was hoisting that obese cheerleader, did his head go in her vagina?
Pretty much what Frank said. Rollins obviously went in there intending to make a thing of it (notice how he starts talking about their behavior or at least identities before anyone appears to have noticed him, or said anything?), and when no one took the bait, he decided to go ahead anyway. The anti-hipster movement/jokes have become almost as unthinking and annoying as the hipsters themselves.
People shit on me for being a hipster all the time just because I wear skinny/straight leg jeans and a lot of black. A) I like skinny jeans because I'm a midget and I don't have to get them hemmed to keep them from dragging on the ground behind me and B) I like wearing black because it matches everything and you can't tell when I spill things (red wine) on myself. If the only thing you can insult or denigrate a person with is the label "hipster" you aren't being very creative, and if you assume that much about a person by their appearance, you're probably a bigger asshole than they are anyways. That being said, when hipsters scoff at me for liking music that more than 6 other people like, it makes me want to punch them in the face. Also, I think mustaches are icky.
Where have you been? I'm pretty sure I found out about Krispy here on this board. But, you're behind - I don't think he's going by Krispy Kreme anymore. Apparently, there's a doughnut company with the same name. I typed donut first, then went with doughnut, but spent 5 minutes staring at the gh. Damn, English is strange. Dough Cough Rough Bough Through
The ol' lab geek within me loves this. http://io9.com/5974256/overlyhonestmethods-is-the-postsecret-of-the-science-world-and-it-is-amazing I particularly like "We wanted to see what would happen if we did X, just for fun. Great explosion! We came up with the hypothesis later".
I'm still young enough where I don't feel completely detached from college kids, but then there are times that I curse the little fuckers for the opportunities they have now. First it was Snapchat, now its this... <a class="postlink" href="http://techcrunch.com/2013/01/03/tinder-finding-traction-on-campuses-hatch-labs-new-dating-app-makes-it-easy-to-break-the-ice/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://techcrunch.com/2013/01/03/tinder ... k-the-ice/</a> Basically, its an app that pulls in Facebook profile pictures. Then it uses your location and presents essentially a hot or not interface. You click thumbs up or thumbs down. Both people click thumbs up, and it sends you a message and you have a text/chat interface you can use. Its cute to call it "dating app" when really its a refined Grindr for straight people with a vetting process so hot girls don't get overwhelmed when they want to troll for dudes. Hot damn this would have made college more interesting. Naturally I downloaded it. 75% are 18-20 year olds. What a nice game assister when you can't easily get into bars in the city.
I think I've collectively spent about 45 minutes staring at the Beyonce GQ cover today. Edit: Sorry, you shouldn't have to work for that if you're the worst and haven't already seen it on your own.
A French retailer put on a 50% sale for people that arrived in their underwear. Half off for half off. (NSFW) <a class="postlink" href="http://www.upi.com/News_Photos/Features/Desigual-Semi-naked-Party-in-Paris/fp/7425/" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.upi.com/News_Photos/Features ... s/fp/7425/</a> (NSFW) I just have two words to say: Winter. Boots. Spoiler Someone on Fark asked what would happen if an American retailer like Walmart did this. There is a thought for the dinner hour.
Are you kidding me? Holy shit, she's hot as hell. Place me in the camp that believes she and Jay-z hired a surrogate mother.
Looking at that picture, and then looking at what you posted makes me wish the internet was never invented.
She and Shakira are slowly morphing into the same person. And if I were a dude, I'd do them both. Sizzle!!!
I posted this in the random links thread, but you guys might be too drunk to click there so you're welcome. NSFW - Nude lady takes pictures around New York. <a class="postlink" href="http://www.ericasimone.com/commercial/nueyork.php" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.ericasimone.com/commercial/nueyork.php</a>
Do you like other black women get mad when famous black women appear on magazines with artificially lightened skin?
Supposedly the flu is a on a tear this year, how is everyone doing here? I just got my flu shot and have gone into def 4 germaphobe mode. Btw, Defcon 5 mode is full on crazy, gloves masks etc. As of now I'm using hand sanitizer constantly. At the docs office I grab door handles with my shirt, after using a pen I immediately use the sani, after using my debit card the sanitizer comes out. My OCD is working in overdrive.