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2013 Christmas/New Years Drunk Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Dec 7, 2012.

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  1. sisterkathlouise

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    Sleeping is for babies.
     
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  2. The Village Idiot

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    Those look really good. Serious question: what did you use for the crust? I think I'm going to try making some pizza at home next week.
     
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    I ignominiously fell asleep with grease all over me, my belt unbuckled, and a coy Mona Lisa grin after gorging on 3 chorizo tacos. Your sarcasm is noted and I feel no shame, madame. NO SHAME.

    For balls, Knightley being spanked. For the girls, Fassbender spanking her. Everyone wins this morning:

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    I finally watched Serenity last night. BF is into nerd-stuff so we've started Firefly and Game of Thrones from the very beginning to get me caught up with the rest of the nerd population. I like both. A lot. In other news, my lats are so sore I literally cannot raise my arms overhead.
     
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  5. Crown Royal

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    I wouldn't say Game of Thrones is for nerds. I would say it is for everybody.
     
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    Firefly sure is for nerds though.
     
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    That is just what a nerd would say. GET HIM!

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    Dude, I haven't worn thong underwear in years. Boxer-briefs are the way of Christ.

    And GoT is awesome because I can't think of a single demographic of society it doesn't satisfy.
     
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    So driving down the highway at about 60 and my fucking breaks go out. Fortunately two of my kids wre in the back seat so that made it even more enjoyable.

    Its a good thing they are coming to pick my jeep up or there is a slim possibility I would have piled all of the kids in my girlfriends car so I could go kill somebody.
     
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    Whole wheat flour, yeast, water, sugar, salt, olive oil. Some italian spices optional. Just pick a basic recipe, cut it in half or even fourths for experimental purposes, and give it a go. Based on your own tastes, you'll find a combination that you love.
     
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    I know it's going to be bad, but I really want to see Hansel and Gretel.
     
    #2491 McSmallstuff, Jan 12, 2013
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    This is probably the best story I've ever heard. It's also animated South Park style, which makes it even better:

     
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  13. Crown Royal

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    What do you think is the sleazier con:

    a) Student loans
    b) Funeral home services
     
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    That was fucking epic. Good stuff!
     
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    That was really entertaining. What a fucking country.
     
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    Bert is the man, his Podcast started a little rough but its pretty good now, Joey Diaz is a sorta regular.
     
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    Peyton Manning has shown really great touch this game.
     
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