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2013 Christmas/New Years Drunk Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Dec 7, 2012.

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  1. toddamus

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    I've been boycotting that shit since I turned 21. Only if I'm reluctantly at a club and don't want to get screwed on alcohol (aka not buying watered down drinks) will I buy that.
     
    #2521 toddamus, Jan 12, 2013
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    Who drinks light beer?
     
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    Fuck, it is so much fun to watch a kid you saw play when he was in high school light up the Green Bay Packers.
     
    #2523 Puffman, Jan 12, 2013
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    Especially when you've had his balls in your mouth for years.
     
    #2524 Kampf Trinker, Jan 12, 2013
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    Nothing gives me the shits quite like bud light. There must be some kind of diuretic in their brew formula, because after more than three or so that shit just doesn't set right. The only beer I wont drink even if free and cold is bud light.

    Bud Ice on the other hand, is a very cheap and very underestimated beer. Same with Miller High Life. I actually drink that stuff for the taste, and not just for the drunk.

    Oh, and on another note, Green Bay, Steelers, and Cowboys are the only NFL teams i actively hate. Thus, tonight is a good night.
     
    #2525 Revengeofthenerds, Jan 12, 2013
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    Haha packers.
     
    #2526 Arctic_Scrap, Jan 12, 2013
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    What's the only thing longer than Clay Matthew's hair?

    Kaepernick's dick.
     
    #2527 Revengeofthenerds, Jan 12, 2013
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    I saw a guy picking up a 30 rack of Key Ice today. I'd rather be sober than drink that, even if I was at a party. I'm pretty sure I haven't drank that crap since freshman year of college when we'd buy it because it was stronger than key light.
     
    #2528 toddamus, Jan 12, 2013
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    Beer30 is the lowest depth of my drinking experience. It sounds enticing, $10 for 30 beers. Then, you quickly realize you'd be happier forcing Mongolian vodka down your throat. If gagging throughout the night won't deter you, the mind splitting head ache the next morning will.
     
    #2529 Kampf Trinker, Jan 12, 2013
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    Anything with "Ice" in the name will do that to you.
     
    #2530 Revengeofthenerds, Jan 12, 2013
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    So I'm drinking egg nog and vodka. Anybody else indulging tonight? (Don't worry I wont call you a pussy if your not.)
     
    #2531 McSmallstuff, Jan 13, 2013
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    I'm trying to drink all the bourbon I have. It is proving difficult.
     
    #2532 CarbonCopy, Jan 13, 2013
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    I got a little bored and switched from Blue Moon to water
     
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    Remember no one likes a quitter and your accomplishment will be legendary.
     
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    Do or do not. There is no try.
     
    #2535 McSmallstuff, Jan 13, 2013
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    I have Creme de cacao and vodka. Any ideas for what I could whip up on a last minute gas station run?
     
    #2536 Kampf Trinker, Jan 13, 2013
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    Or I could I try the bengals' new mixer, exacerbated long term failure. It's made by the jews who run the NFL, so you know it's good.
     
    #2537 Kampf Trinker, Jan 13, 2013
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    You people are mean. Can't we all just drink along?
     
    #2538 McSmallstuff, Jan 13, 2013
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    Protip: If your house is robbed and the police ask for a list of what was stolen, the item you are most concerned about should not be your dildo. Your call will be replayed forever and ever, amen.
     
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    I'm pretty sure I heard whining all the way from Wisconsin as I walked home from the bar tonight.

    edit...I see there are some butt hurt packer fans on TiB. Suck it.


     
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