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2013 Christmas/New Years Drunk Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Dec 7, 2012.

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  1. Crown Royal

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    Just call me Topher

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    Of course they'll eventually have to expand, and places to get salt from a human in limited. You'll have to go for bum sweat, sex stank and flop juice.

    *I'm pretty sure it's a joke site.
     
    #241 Crown Royal, Dec 11, 2012
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    If they sell ball sweat salt, I can think of a few people I could buy that for. My luck, these things will make their way into the fucking raffle again next year.
     
    #242 Angel_1756, Dec 11, 2012
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    They have coffee beans procured from the turds of feral cats. It goes for $100 a pound. NOTHING would surprise me in the world of bilking yuppies out of money.

    First came green tea. Then the coffee enema. Now cayenne pepper body cleanses. I'm still waiting for distilled yak semen, or tapir anal secretions to be the next hip thing.
     
    #243 CharlesJohnson, Dec 11, 2012
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    You guys realize there's a little box where they tell you what is actually in the salts, right? And that it's not human tears?
     
    #244 MoreCowbell, Dec 11, 2012
  5. Crown Royal

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    Yes. The site claims that they are for monsters, so I figured there was some farce involved.
     
    #245 Crown Royal, Dec 11, 2012
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    SHUT YOUR MOUTH, COWBELL. YOU'RE GETTING BALL SWEAT SALT.
     
    #246 Angel_1756, Dec 11, 2012
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    I would totally use fake ball sweat salt.
     
    #247 VanillaGorilla, Dec 11, 2012
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    The perfect table item for when your friend and his uptight girlfriend you don't like come over for dinner.
     
    #248 MoreCowbell, Dec 11, 2012
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    Last final done! Come next week this fuck of a semester is over!
     
    #249 McSmallstuff, Dec 11, 2012
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    Call me Caitlyn. Got any cake?

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    I somehow fucked up my shoulder; it doesn't hurt so much as it feels wrong. I hope tomorrow's lifting won't make it worse.
     
    #250 Trakiel, Dec 11, 2012
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    Get thee to a trainer before you lift with it. If it feels wrong there is a good chance an impending fucked shoulder is coming your way if you ignore it.
     
    #251 McSmallstuff, Dec 11, 2012
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    I am so happy right now. All I need now for perfection is for my Space A flight to work out the way I want it to. What are you Idiots into tonight?
     
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    I'm watching the voice with intentions of playing Halo Reach here in a little while. Hows about you girl, other than the chocolate that tastes like meat and the masturbation that is?
     
    #253 McSmallstuff, Dec 11, 2012
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    I am super! This dress is beyond awesome and I am prancing around the house, jamming out to some Justin Timberlake and other equally terrible but dancy music.
     
    #254 bewildered, Dec 11, 2012
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    If the dress is a thing of beauty, why subject if to your dancing?
     
    #255 McSmallstuff, Dec 11, 2012
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    BOOM ROASTED.
     
    #256 bewildered, Dec 11, 2012
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    I'm watching Little People, Big World: Wedding Farm and I have a boner for some reason.
     
    #257 Juice, Dec 11, 2012
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    I clicked the link, and was made aware of the word "adorbs".

    I think I'll be taking an air nailer to my head now.
     
    #258 Danger Boy, Dec 11, 2012
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    Did you just boom roast yourself?

    Nice.

    What is a Space A flight?

     
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    I, a mere mortal, am not immune to the occassional BOOM ROASTED. I gotta call em like I see em!

    Space Available is a program where trips are free to various military and DoD members on military flights that have room. There's a whole process and it is last minute and not really possible to plan for (except to note where common flights occur between certain air bases) but it is free. Since I don't have a job to plan around I can leave whenever, so I'm signed up and ready to leave whenever a flight that goes where I need to go pops up.
     
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