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2013 Christmas/New Years Drunk Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Dec 7, 2012.

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  1. thabucmaster

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    If we're submitting good music, this right here is my jam.

     
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    That video is classic. Ive seen it probably 20 times. My thoughts are always around the following:

    1) Of course he has a tire iron under those newspaper boxes.
    2) Why does that PT Cruiser still then stop at the stop light before making a right turn? I'd be hightailing it out of there, damn the consequences.
    3) This asshole is still jacked as hell. I know dudes who hit the gym multiple times a week and eat really well that aren't ripped up as this hood rat asshole chilling on the corner. Reminds me of the homeless dude by my trainstop who is fucking YOKED. Shit's not fair.
     
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    Y'all do realize that I live in Memphis, right? You don't want to do this. Not with me. Not today.



    In other news, Mo Money Taxes is out of business for breaking a bunch of laws and ripping a bunch of people off.

    Edit: Allegedly, they moved operations all over the south, including Jackson, MS- another bastion of southern culture. You can rest assured that this company started in Memphis.
     
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  4. Rush-O-Matic

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    I remember that, too - broad daylight at a busy intersection. A friend of mine asked me why I carry a gun in my truck. I showed him this video. Honestly, I hope I never, ever have to pull my gun and shoot somebody, but that dude would've only swung that tire iron once at my truck.
     
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    Oh shit son, you just ruined his whole hipster cred.
     
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    Spoilered for sappy dog stuff

    My dogs on their new assignment This makes me so happy and so sad at the same time... I worked with every one of those dogs and Morgan was at the top of my "if he goes up for adoption I'm going to fight like hell to get him" list. When he came home from Afghanistan, I had to put a new collar on him, the one he was wearing - his official USMC collar with his name embroidered on it - was worn out and barely legible but I still have it.
     
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    The last 90 minutes of my life has been spent talking about FedEx invoices. Just fucking shoot me. I should have taken the whole week off, not just the first two days. I'd give Gravy's right testicle to be back in bed.
     
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    Help, what is that 90s rap song that has a video of skinny girls with donk on the porch while he cruises by, and he is in a tub on the front lawn with a soapy naked girl? I am pretty sure I have posted it before but I can't find it again on YouTube. I think the rapper is kind of thin with braids or cornrows. The song is about sex. Yes, I know that narrows it down so much.
     
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    Sorry for my money making fun of the mentally ill is less satisfying than the overt outright racism you can display when watching the PT Cruiser beat down video.
     
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    Uh... So... Paul McCartney's filling in for Kurt Cobain in a Nirvana reunion for a charity gig at Madison Square Garden tonight. Somehow I just can't see Sir Paul singing Rape Me.
     
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    Unless he's talking about his divorce, then the man is intricately and emotionally tied to the title.
     
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    In which case he needs to change the title to ''rape me with your prosthetic leg.''
     
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    I don't know about this guy. I only had try twice until I no longer got a busy signal, and I was able to go on the day that I wanted. And for that matter you can just drive up to the brewery and they'll sell you sample packs without a reservation as long as they have some in stock; you only have to reserve if you want to buy by the case. And I didn't pay anywhere near $85 for six beers, either. And if I'm honest, of their beer that I've drank so far (and I've only had the blonde, but the bottles of 8 and 12 are in my closet) it's good stuff, but nowhere near good enough to justify going to the brewery if all you wanted to do was go get beer (and there is absolutely nothing of any significance anyone could or would ever want to visit in Ypres).

    For that matter when I was in Brussels, I went to that famous Delirium bar and honestly the beer tasted like shit. I think it may have even been off, but in any case it gave me a wicked hangover.
     

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    Fun fact about Delerium, their brewmaster is apparently a jackass. If he's in a bad mood, he will make shitty beer. Their quality varies wildly on occasion. The old guy at World of Beer (stand alone place, not the bar chain) in Tampa told me that; heard it around a couple other times. That's kind of hilarious and infuriating at the same time.

    Westvleteren is good. Not $86 good. I'd pay for a case of vintage Thomas Hardy Ale or J.W Lee Harvest. Those beers are designed to mature. The Hardy is no longer in production either. Have 7 bottles of the 2008 left. Need to try one in a few weeks.
     
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    I don't know, and I'm disappointed nobody posted it for you yet. Side note: Soapy Naked Girl Rap brings interesting results in Google.
     
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    So is it wrong to be jealous of your neighbors because their house gets better icicles than yours?

    Our neighbors have a huge line of them, including a few 4 footers, and one 10ft monster. I know it means that they have shitty insulation, but we have a pitiful 4 incher hanging from the downspout.
     
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    What do you think the odds are that I can get a cheap ticket from a scalper for the 12 12 12 show by waiting till like an hour after showtime to grab it? Hopefully decent, stubhub's cheapest are over a grand right now and it's an hour and a half till showtime.
     
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    How about "beat my ex-wife to death with her prosthetic leg"? It's more than that worthless gash deserves.

    Couldn't they just get various friends of Kobain to fill in? Jerry Cantrell, Mark Arm, Chris Cornell, etc. would probably all be happy to honour their fellow musican.
     
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