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2013 Christmas/New Years Drunk Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Dec 7, 2012.

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  1. Juice

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    Because all religious people carve pentagrams into te backs of children...
     
    #381 Juice, Dec 13, 2012
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    Bit of water on the head, carved back, same thing right?
     
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    Only the particularly dedicated ones. Its like being ready to sacrifice your kid on the alter or something.
     
    #383 McSmallstuff, Dec 13, 2012
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    BAHAHAHAHA Our networks just got infected with a virus that turned all our file names to porn.exe. Our "IT guy"'s advice? "Run your virus scans and.. um... I'm gonna um... I'm gonna make a phone call." I've never seen him look so pale.
     
    #384 Angel_1756, Dec 13, 2012
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    The whole not showering thing sucks. I reallllyyyy want a hot shower.
     
    #385 shimmered, Dec 13, 2012
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    Can't you get your SO to give you a sponge bath or something? At least it's better than nothing...


    It still doesn't feel like summer in Durban yet. We've had maybe 4 really hot days in the last 2 weeks. We've had tons of rain, but that is usual for summer. It's often very hot when it rains and the rain itself is almost warm, but that hasn't happened here yet. Summer, what the fuck?
     
    #386 Durbanite, Dec 13, 2012
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    I could - but he's a four hour flight away...and won't be here for another ten days or so...

    I can shower tomorrow after I remove the dressings. Til then...grimy.
     
    #387 shimmered, Dec 13, 2012
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    Come on, this is how Europe works, and you're basically a 10th generation European settler...It's like going back to your roots.
     
    #388 fertuska, Dec 13, 2012
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    Shouldn't be hard to find a volunteer to help you out.
     
    #389 gogators, Dec 13, 2012
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    I'm talking about a good hot shower. its going to be amazing when it happens
     
    #390 shimmered, Dec 13, 2012
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    Bit of water on the head? Please. The one that creeps me out is the full body submersion in a river or lake or something. That's some hardcore baptism...
     
    #391 Juice, Dec 13, 2012
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    Surprisingly, my FEMALE friends are the ones offering...Not that I mind, it's just odd.
     
    #392 shimmered, Dec 13, 2012
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    YES! Love ya, nom.
     
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    #394 Rush-O-Matic, Dec 13, 2012
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    No, some carve crosses, star of David, likeness of Tom Cruise...
     
    #395 lust4life, Dec 13, 2012
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    Isnt that the booby thread?
     
    #396 shimmered, Dec 13, 2012
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    Always Sunny on Netflix Instant.

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    If you want to know why all the men in your office have their office doors closed and locked it's because today is a perfectly safe day to cruise Pornhub looking for lesbian fisting porn.
     
    #398 Noland, Dec 13, 2012
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    What? That's crazy. Don't be silly.

    *Checks Internet*

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    Okay, nevermind.
     
    #399 Juice, Dec 13, 2012
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    Damn but did they get his nose right.
     
    #400 shimmered, Dec 13, 2012
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