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2013 Christmas/New Years Drunk Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Dec 7, 2012.

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  1. CharlesJohnson

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    Is it bad that I know what this is without google?

    The particulars escape me so I am going to assume it is done via ass to ass shite swapping between two consenting adults while wearing leather masks and collars.
     
  2. mazian

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    I heard about that one in a radio show.
    They called it transpoosion and explained how they didn't really filter it, unless for the, uhm , chunky parts.
    I don't care if it's effective, there's no way in hell another persons shit is going into my body.
    None.


    A fried of mine apparently found some nice little app that lets you send out mass texts, so in the last 5 minutes or so I got 126 texts from him.
    Suggestions for revenge?
     
  3. TX.

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    You would know, Black Jesus. Eh, close. Mix fecal matter from a healthy family member + warm water. Deliver via NG tube or colonoscopy to treat c-diff. It's over 90% effective. Still not letting someone send shit down my throat.
     
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    Spoilered for semi-lengthy internet arguing:

    MBDTF is necessarily a by-product of the experimental angles that he tried on 808s. If you don't hear 808s on this, I don't know what to tell you:





    The same goes for Blame Game, Hell of a Life, Lost in the World, etc. Saying that MBDTF is a "return to his roots" is just inaccurate: none of these songs sound like the songs on The College Dropout and vice versa. And if your response is that you don't like those songs and like the ones that are not like 808s at all, well, you must not have liked MBDTF very much because that's like two songs on the album.

    And this is still a good song:



    I don't think Kanye ever thought he could sing, in the classical sense, but neither can Bob Dylan. His actual singing ability was sort of beside the point. If 808s had been by a random R&B artist, it would have been widely considered an interesting but ultimately shallow and flawed effort that went in largely unexplored areas thus far in hip-hop. But because it was Kanye, and didn't sound like Kanye, people call it an unmitigated disaster. It was excessively out there and probably not good per se, but 808s is the reason that we ended up with the masterpiece of MBDTF.
     
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  5. StayFrosty

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    I know we've had some recent laughs at PUAs, but I came across this and I'm pretty sure it tops anything we've had up recently.

    Unbelievable.
     
  6. Crown Royal

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    I too know it. Let me say this: sometimes it is better just to remain sick.

    If memory serves me, you take a healthy person's poo and have it inserted by "specialists" into your own bum-bum to make you better.

    So, who's hungry?
     
  7. Crown Royal

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    Okay seriously, enough is enough. If I have to go solo I sure as hell am, but can we wahoo these motherfuckers already?
     
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    OK, which one of you guys is darth?
     
  9. dixiebandit69

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    This place is sorely lacking in badassery...

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    To be fair, there really aren't any better words than "racist" to describe a bouncer not letting some asshole with a giant cowboy hat into a club.
     
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    Those people can't be real.
    Really? That's not sme kind of spoof or satirical site?
     
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    Does it have to be a family member? I have an extraordinary immune system. Could it be that my poo is worth more than just a shit? Has anyone opened a poo clinic where I might be able to submit my application?
     
  13. Crown Royal

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    Help me out: I need a clever account name for this PUA site. I feel the need to chat with this darth fellow for some reason.
     
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    How bout' something nostalgic, yet, uniquely you...SuperCrown StarChaser.
     
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    Starchaser... isn't bad at all. They'd never get the reference either.

    There's also Star80. They'd never get that.

    Patrick Bateman

    M.C. GHB

    Rapekit Steve

    Ted Bundy Is My Co-pilot

    Just thought of "Frito LAYS" and am laughing my ass off because I am 12 and a virgin.
     
  16. Crown Royal

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    Cloud Starchaser was before my time. As was John F. Paige, Joey Porsche, Michael Crook, every callout thread, every wahoo, every single cool thing that happened on the RMMB happened before I joined. Oh well, at least I have Milly and Natty posting naked pictures of his own goddamn sister.

    I just have to think of an opening, and I'm going to own these losers. I can't wait to hear how they "Know how the female mind works".
     
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    Bromazepam.

    It's a real drug, and it's pretty much the same thing as rohypnol, and it is the most appropriately named chemical ever.
     
  18. Crown Royal

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    ...not if I can help it. Feel free to PM if you want to gut this fish.
     
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    Huh, what a weird coincidence...
     
  20. Crown Royal

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    There's not coincidence. I'm just a bring-down motherfucker. I make the Revenge Of The Nerds crew look like Remington Steele by comparison.
     
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