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2013 Christmas/New Years Drunk Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Dec 7, 2012.

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  1. Juice

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    I had only PM'd it Crown last night, my name is JuicinUp.

    My calling card will be starting every post with "Bro..."

    NOBODY STEAL IT.
     
    #461 Juice, Dec 14, 2012
  2. PIMPTRESS

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    I love you guys. Alpha males and all.
     
    #462 PIMPTRESS, Dec 14, 2012
  3. FreeCorps

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    Hobbit tonight! Fuck yes!
     
    #463 FreeCorps, Dec 14, 2012
  4. katokoch

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    Alright... I'm in. northernstar. Holla.

    This is the best signature I have ever seen:

    Added bonus: a photo of his '96 Firebird. It's almost too good to be true.
     
    #464 katokoch, Dec 14, 2012
  5. Noland

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    I know it's really bad and fairly racist and I feel ashamed of myself for genuinely laughing instead of laughing ironically or at them or in whatever way I am supposed to laugh while reading that board, but this picture has had me giggling for an hour.

    [​IMG]
     
    #465 Noland, Dec 14, 2012
  6. The Village Idiot

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    It's about fucking time Rush got inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame.

    In other news, my guitar teacher played me a version of 'Trouble' by Coldplay at my lesson the other day. It was classically inflected.

    I may now be a Coldplay fan.

    I may now have to kill my guitar teacher.
     
    #466 The Village Idiot, Dec 14, 2012
  7. effinshenanigans

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    I just like that Juice is apparently "Out Sarging" right now.
     
    #467 effinshenanigans, Dec 14, 2012
  8. mya

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    Do you think that board needs a female presence who just wants to be loved and wants to know how?
     
    #468 mya, Dec 14, 2012
  9. AbsentMindedProf

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    As long as your willing to share the creepy creepy messages you get I say go for it.
     
    #469 AbsentMindedProf, Dec 14, 2012
  10. Rush-O-Matic

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    Ooh, it's too dangerous for you. Remember, the "A" in PUA stands for Artist. If you identify yourself as a female, you won't be able to resist - they're artists. They will start by negging you, you'll respond, they'll rebutt and the next thing you know, you're the cougar sending boobie pictures to some college kid.
     
    #470 Rush-O-Matic, Dec 14, 2012
  11. Frank

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    #471 Frank, Dec 14, 2012
  12. Rush-O-Matic

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    That's hilarious. Looks like you've got a response on "how to live, epically."

    The "featured posters" at the top . . . that first dude that is doing the almost-kiss-face pose? I just want to punch him.
     
    #472 Rush-O-Matic, Dec 14, 2012
  13. Durbanite

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    Only him? Not the two human turds on the right?

    Thanks Frank, you stole my line. Dammit.
     
    #473 Durbanite, Dec 14, 2012
  14. Frank

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    Holy shit, I think this is the "live epically" thread he was talking about. I am not enough of a glutton for punishment to read the whole thing, but I didn't see anywhere where he addressed my issue.
     
    #474 Frank, Dec 14, 2012
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    You don't have many angles.

    1- You could be the ex girlfriend of a PUA and you want to know how it works.
    2- You're a lesbian who loves slaying pussy as much as the next dude.
     
    #475 VanillaGorilla, Dec 14, 2012
  16. Trakiel

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    That would be awsome. Just go in there and say you're a bi-chick and you're wondering if there are any PUA tips for women who want to hook-up with other women.
     
    #476 Trakiel, Dec 14, 2012
  17. Esian

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    That would actually have the potential to create some funny. The rest of the trolling isn't likely to get them to post anything stupider than what is already just laying out there. However, watching them fall over themselves to be the first to pick up the bi-chick could be hilarious.
     
    #477 Esian, Dec 14, 2012
  18. audreymonroe

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    The most powerful cervix... in the world...

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    I'm dying. I can't. It was too much to dive into but everything I read that is linked to from here is the best thing I've ever read and I'm weeping with laughter. I think I may even have to finally have a signature thanks to this line: "There are no remedies for the whimsicalness of woman. "

    Although, I do have to hand it to them for one thing. It's kind of nice that everyone genuinely cares about helping each other out. Your posts have been getting responses within minutes.
     
    #478 audreymonroe, Dec 14, 2012
  19. D26

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    Kind of makes me wonder how they're picking up women when they spend every spare moment on their forum, talking about picking up women. If they're truly PUA's, then that place should be a Ghost town tonight.
     
    #479 D26, Dec 14, 2012
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    That live epically thread is fucking ridiculous.

    Have you also noticed that this PUA movement all seems to really take place in Europe, presumably where the language gaps make this stupid shit seem not absolutely ridiculous. And I also love how people are falling all over Mr Marvell yet nothing in his stories sounds all that clever. Quite the opposite.

    "Good news and bad news. Bad news is you are a great woman who deserves to have everything given to her by a great guy. Good news is I am that guy..."

    Seriously? Someone should microwave that dude.
     
    #480 JWags, Dec 14, 2012
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