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2013 Christmas/New Years Drunk Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Dec 7, 2012.

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  1. The Village Idiot

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    Clearly you missed the part where he offered to 'get her into Parliament' because he had a friend there.

    Consequently, I just texted my wife that.

    She told me to go fuck myself.

    SEE? I'M GETTING LAID ALREADY!!!!!
     
  2. Misanthropic

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    I have. It is unimaginable. It is monstrous. It makes me want to go get my daughter out of school right now and just hug her.

    I spend plenty of time here. I am jaded, cynical, I am hard to shock. How people can shoot a bunch of elementary school children . . .I am shocked.
     
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    I was behind on it, and I read one of the articles with time stamped updates and as soon as they got to a fatality number, I just about threw up. Supposedly there is a second gunman at large. I hope law enforcement finds a way to end him as painfully and brutally as possible. This degenerate piece of shit doesn't deserve "due process".

    The only thing more disturbing than the incident itself is how people are using this as a fucking soapbox to have political gun control discussions. Not that the points are right or wrong, but give it a few days you opportunist fuckfaces.
     
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  5. Trakiel

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    Doctor found nothing wrong with my shoulder; probably just a pulled muscle or something minor. Gave me percocets for pain, which will be new for me; I've never taken percocet before.
     
  6. Winterbike

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    Wow.

    This has to be an elaborate joke or something.
     
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    holy shit this website is still going?

    what's up shegirl.
     
  8. Trakiel

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    This happens every time there's a shooting. You can't honestly be surprised by it anymore, can you?
     
  9. Popped Cherries

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    I live about 10 minutes from that school. Complete shit show everywhere today.

    As more of the news about it unfolds the sicker it gets.
     
  10. Rush-O-Matic

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    What the fucking hell? Who the fuck shoots a child? Godammit. One minute I'm reading about the silly douchebaggery of some PUA - the next I'm crying at a picture of an EMS worker putting a blanket around a crying child's shoulders. Fuck.
     
  11. Juice

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    Best friend and old roommate's mother is a teacher there and was shot in the leg, not sure of her status. Waiting for him to call me back.

    What a fucking awful event.
     
  12. MoreCowbell

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    It's funny how National Let's Talk Seriously About Guns Day is always scheduled for "sometime next week, or the one after that."
     
  13. JoeCanada

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    Seriously... I'm usually very emotionally unaffected by news that happens a long way away/has nothing to do with me, but fuck. This has me shaken. And it sounds like the fuck who did it is still alive? The death penalty is so, so inadequate in this case.
     
  14. VanillaGorilla

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    You're right. It should be done while the bodies are still warm.

    Jesus. I already hung up on my old man when he called about the antis.
     
  15. MoreCowbell

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    Christ. I was doing OK until I read this.

     
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    Days like today make me wish I believed in heaven (and hell) and that prayers worked. Kids. Why in the fuck?
     
  17. Jimmy James

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    Whoa. I've never even heard of a President dead or alive weeping on national television.
     
  18. lust4life

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    Fox News is reporting that the gunman's mother wasa teacher at the school, he entered her classroom, killed her, shot the kids. Police in Hoboken NJ found his father shot to death in his home. Ages of the kids slain: 5-10.
     
  19. Nom Chompsky

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    I'm going to break off the discussion of the shooting into a separate sober thread -- it seems like the reasonable thing to do.
     
  20. Nom Chompsky

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    Well, I fucked up the split somewhat, but now there's another thread to continue discussion.

    I imagine that some people will want to do the regular drunk thread stuff, and some people will want to talk about it, so rather than mix the two, please go to the other thread.
     
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