Jesus Christ, I go to work, come home and some psychopath massacred a group of kids my daughter's age? I'm white as a fucking ghost right now. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH PEOPLE??? Now small children aren't even safe from fucking bullets anymore. Sorry, I don't want to destroy the mood for this thread, but Jesus Christ my stomach feels like it's filled with slime right now.
IN spite of recent sickening tragedy, you know it's friday, and that can mean only one thing: Spoiler Van. Damme. FRIDAY, baby! ...I don't hear enough wahooing going on.
I just finished my clinical rotation. I want to be excited and celebrate with friends, but shit is too sad for that. What a horrible day.
Two local high school football teams are playing in the California state High School football championships this weekend. The first one kicks off in 45 minutes. I have a table reserved at the local pizza parlor that just happens to carry my favorite beer. See you all in about four hours, either drunk and happy or drunk and sad.
Boy, do PUA's hate straight-up honesty. I guess lies work better: STRONG EYE CONTACT, folks. Write that shit down. Nothing melts panties like really, really staring at a girl. They LOOOOOOOVE that. You may as well just throw on a condom to save time.
Ugh. I think I'm done turning on any news for a long time, possibly ever. Every fucking time we turn around. Tragedy strikes. This one got to me. Well, let's keep it light in here despite all that. Is it beer o'clock?
This man needs help, STAT: http://www.pick-up-artist-forum.com/post731962.html#p731962 Shine a light in the cave, and comedy bats fly out.
The thing that makes me wonder about humanity the most is this is only a day or so after someone stabbed 22 school kids in China.
I had minor nose surgery today. The first thing I said to the anesthesiologist after I woke up was, "Dude, ladyfriend has the nicest ass doesn't she?" This was followed by me telling him I could go for a gin and tonic if they had one. Fuck, I'm so stupid on anesthesia. As a result of the surgery, I will not be able to do anything this weekend but hang out around the house, which won't be all bad. That said, I will be spending a ton of time on here looking to you idiots to entertain me. Also, I've got two interviews with reputable law firms next week which I'm really excited about. In the traditional drunk thread style: NSFW NSFW NSFW
If there is something that annoys me more than anything else about the PUA community, its fucking "cocky funny". How retarded
That was the noodle-scratcher for me, too. You have to love how he shoots down my advice-- which would actually work and has proven to work for many MANY MANY desperate fools-- and says "Strong eye contact, be cocky funny." BOOM. Science, bitches. Answers everything, doesn't it? It's like saying "Oh, you're not awesome? Your problem is you need to be awesome. You can be that way by acting more awesome."
They act like this shit is their trump card. As if every woman is after the same type of dude and simply "playing cocky funny" can somehow land an absolute troll any woman they want.
I'm actually surprised at some of the intelligence I've seen on that site. The guy who posted above you has a very truthful signature, and as mentioned previously, "try caring about what women have to say" isn't bad advice. Of course, that guy kind of ruined it by using it as a step to getting your dick wet without a care for anything else.
Truth, but is that what qualifies for "advice"? Well, apparently this does: -Make eye contact. -Be funny. -Be honest. ...these are things any retarded person should know simply by being alive. I think I'm gonna ask The Experts what "cocky funny" means, and DEMAND examples.
I mean, I think a lot of these guys probably need help, it just sucks that the help they're getting is so dumb.