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2013 Christmas/New Years Drunk Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Dec 7, 2012.

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  1. Juice

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    Well, he isn't wrong. At least, Im 99% sure.
     
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    Crown, I feel like this kid needs your assistance.
     
    #602 Frank, Dec 16, 2012
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    Crown if you don't f-close on that thread you're going to be the biggest AFC on this board ever.

    Oh god, the cancer is taking over.

    The funny thing is that all this k-close, number-close, f-close bullshit might actually be less mature than when high schoolers discuss first base through a home run.

    [​IMG]
     
    #603 ghettoastronaut, Dec 16, 2012
  4. Juice

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    *Clicks link*

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  5. Crown Royal

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    THIS. GUY. ANSWERS. BACK. WITH. EMOTICONS.

    I feel that being with the same woman for ten years now, I may have come down with Oneitis. Help!!!!
     
    #605 Crown Royal, Dec 16, 2012
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    I can't wait till the Stockholm Syndrome takes over and Crown starts posting there without telling us. In a few months we won't see him anymore.
     
    #606 ssycko, Dec 16, 2012
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    I wasn't going to say this, but... it may be the electricity in the air, or the dialogue, or just the intoxicating seduction of the master artists of this domain, but I feel that maybe the TiB ISN'T my true calling.

    I'm sorry, people. They are "Artists" and have proven it to me. I feel I must take my permanent leave of here to brighter shores of hot Bethanys, peacocking and sarging that mad fucking game hb7.

    Later, losers.
     
    #607 Crown Royal, Dec 16, 2012
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    #608 Crown Royal, Dec 16, 2012
  9. Crown Royal

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    Here you go. And now to play The Waiting Game.....

     
    #609 Crown Royal, Dec 16, 2012
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    Where did they find this guy talking now at the CT memorial. He sounds like Christopher Walken's retarded cousin.
     
    #610 zyron, Dec 16, 2012
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    I was thinking the same thing. I thought he was drunk or something.
     
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  12. Crown Royal

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    I have a sneaky feeling Black Jesus joined the Wahoo. I'm fucking DYING here:

     
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    I want to play...
     
    #613 PIMPTRESS, Dec 16, 2012
  14. Crown Royal

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    The more the better. I would love to see what happens if you posed as yourself, but if you do DO NOT LOOK DIRECTLY AT THEIR PICK-UP LINES.

    I...t's like the Ark of the Covenant, except instead of melting your face they melt your heart and panties.
     
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    I've been lurking there as myself, I can't stop laughing at the idea that they really believe this nonsense concept of women.
     
    #615 PIMPTRESS, Dec 16, 2012
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    What this "nonsense" of what you speak?

    You-- women-- are a bunch of fluttery birds ready to mould to our will because we are GOd. Don't ever forget that. You are filled with whimsicalness and your cligngyness and desperate sense of self-satisfaction you have just for being female will NOT infect a master PUA like myself with Oneitis. You're a statistic, nothing more.

    Now that I've negged, may I chew your hair?
     
    #616 Crown Royal, Dec 16, 2012
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    I really want to hang out with a real PUA!
     
    #617 PIMPTRESS, Dec 16, 2012
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    Ah, yes. The vaunted h-close.
     
    #618 ghettoastronaut, Dec 16, 2012
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    I just hope they don't wahoo us in a horrible twist of karmic fate.

     
    #619 JoeCanada, Dec 16, 2012
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    Um. Yes.

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