No Nom don't give me that shit. This woman also doesn't have a nanny. Every woman in that room was like "I just want to do nothing for 9 months! I'm carrying a human!" That chick right there? That chick right there? She just kept going. And you should have said fainting couch, it would have been funnier. Also, since there are 5 women on this board at any given time, I'm failing on getting the word out.
This might be the sexiest thing I have ever seen. I am actually in love with this girl. NSFW... but Joe, you say, it's just some girl reading a dumb book! And why are all the O's bolded at the start?! Oh... Ohhhoho... you'll see.
You giving me advice on funniest word choice is like me giving Tom Brady advice on gratuitous fist pumping after a 2 yard scamper. Or Derrick Rose advice on wearing expensive suits and clapping near a basketball court. Clearly, it's time for you to use your God-given gift. Write "WOMEN YOU ARE SO MUCH STRONGER THAN YOU THINK, SERIOUSLY YOU DON'T NEED TO BE LAID UP DURING CHILDBIRTH" on your penis. Not only will hundreds of eager ladies read it, they'll be so grateful they'll probably put it in their mouths right there.
Come on, cut him some slack, that's all I took away from The Good Earth, too. But, then, I haven't read it in like 30 years or something.
No, no, no, no NO. I do not accept that. I simply can't. You, of all people, are not backing out on this. No sir, you are actually SO necessary for this that if you don't sign up for it, the apocalypse WILL happen this friday. I have not checked out this new forum yet, I'm going to hit the pipe before I do. EDIT: We have a very limited supply of brothas in here. Why are they fighting?
Whoever found that new PUA forum, thank you. I have only had to look at one post. And that post is this: Spoiler My mind is blown. YOUR mind is blown. Never in my fucking LIFE could I imagine....................I am taking a temporary hiatus fomr the other place, because after I take my daughter skating tonight I am signing up at this place too and going The Full Retard on this post. Perhaps on this site. These fucking clowns are unapologetic misogynists.
I have to admit, I don't really get how you guys have the patience for this. I start reading it, have my eyes glaze over in stupidity-intolerance after a paragraph, and can't deal with any more of it.
Read that entire thread. Your mind will be blown, he is such a magnificent cocktard, and the minions are just as bad. He painstakingly describes what he was wearing, how he wants to trick girls into anal, includes pictures of where he went, all for the fawning masses. Its RIDICULOUS.
You brought in my two favorite athletes to burn me in a post Nom. I never, ever thought you, of all the people on this board, would do that to me. I've held you in such high esteem since you rise to TiB stardom began. I was happier than a pig in shit when you became a mod, just so happy a dreadlock rocking, feminist, black male, could hold such power on a board saturated with white, and possibly racist, people from rural areas from all over the globe. Then you use Tom Brady AND Derrick Rose against me? I have never had something on the internet in my entire life hurt me as much as that one sentence just did. You have officially committed black on black violence. Just because I have a large penis, and believe it or not, I'm a relationship oriented guy. It has not been spread around the world. I wish I could spread messages on my cock, I really do. It would make my masters in advertising and public relations mean something. In all seriousness, the above post was very serious, but back to the original "I don't want my pregnant wife to get fat post" that continues to haunt me. All I said is that I want my wife, who insists on a child of her own with me knowing I want to adopt, to stay as close to the way I married her. There are women that do it. I see them running around Chicago all the time. I know women in my office that have taken care of themselves during pregancy and are full blown milfs (shout out to Mrs. Malone). I am not an asshole, inconsiderate, a bad person or monster to want in my life, the only life I have, that the person I marry look relatively like the person I married as time allows. I am not being hypocritical either, I work my P90X ass off every day so she has arms, chest and abs she can enjoy. I would never ask her to do something I wouldn't do. Also given the fact I'm being told by women all the time I should be paying for dates, spending 3 months salary on a wedding ring and making sure my job can take care of two people. All I ask is that she stay attractive and faithful. Fucking sue me.
But I also brought up your penis. So you can't be that mad at me. You can mock my favorite athletes too. Go right at Derek Jeter. I fucking hate that guy, and he's my favorite player. It's the worst.
I have to think up something good, but can't decide if I should post the ultimate sarcatic PUA post or just plani rip him a new asshole.
Well my penis is one of my favorite topics, because there is so much to talk about. And I respect Derek Jeter, he's fucked a lot of my favorite celebrities. Also reportedly given a lot of women herpes and people STILL love him. Magical.
Seriously?! Jesus Christ. Why do you people show me this stuff? And these people (allegedly) get laid?! And what ethics these boys have! He has no problem showing pictures of his conquests without their permission, and even asked the mods if it's okay to post nude pictures, but when asked to post a picture of himself he replies with:
Fuck, you guys, it turns out I'm racist. I was going to post a picture of two black guys hugging as a way of making Parker feel better, so I google image searched "black guys hugging." There were a bunch of images that didn't really fit what I wanted, so I decided to change my search to something that would be more fitting. So I typed in "basketball players hugging." Racial prejudice, to be sure. My point, is this
Make sure you reference the first PUA forum you were wahooing, because there's nothing funnier than complete fucktards looking down their noses at slightly less than complete fucktards. Maybe start out by saying that you listened to all the advice from the first forum but it didn't get you laid, so now you're coming to a place with the real experts.
My fantasy team is interested, because I have the Jets defense going tonight. I need 2 points from them. 2 meager points, and I'm in the finals and at least $140 richer.
Yerp. If they want this "3 nights of football a week" to continue, they better start throwing up matchups that people actually want to watch.