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2013 Christmas/New Years Drunk Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Dec 7, 2012.

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  1. Crown Royal

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    Just call me Topher

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    TiBettes, I hope you have down-there tissues ready.

    A hanger on's repsonse:
    DEATH FROM ABOVE. The Double Wahoo begins as of right now.
     
  2. Juice

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    Yeah and now what's to look forward to? The Patriots-Jaguars game? That's gotta be the most hilarious mismatch all season.
     
  3. Nom Chompsky

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    "The reason I love seduction so much, is that I love that feeling, when you have a girl laying on your bed. The sexiest girl you can imagine, her clothes are off and you can see the dim light beat from her huge breasts. You can FEEL her body heat on her chest pressed against yours. Her pvssy is wet, as you massage it with your hands and fingers. Your fingers slide through her juices as you penetrate and rub her. You can feel the emotional connection. As you slide your c0ck inside of her, and watch her face change to one of pleasure, she lets out a gasp of air. It feels warm inside of her, as her labia gently wraps around your hard d!ck"

    This paragraph, if read with total concentration, will TAKE you and place you inside this scenario. You will FEEL what this guy is feeling right now, and in turn, be in a STATE OF ARROUSAL. Horny. This is one example of a state that you want your target to be in. The challenge is to get her INTO this state without being detected.

    There is a sequence of mental states that I tend to follow. The progression makes each transition natural:

    1)Comfort
    2)Connection
    3)Excitment
    4)Arrousal
     
  4. Nom Chompsky

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    "Pretend your cell phone is ringing (its on vibrate of course), and act like your trying to answer the phone but can't hear. So hang it up and ask her to talk a walk with you outside so that you can call him back (isolation). If you've attracted her/connected enough she won't object to it.

    When you get outside call your (fake?) brother and pretend he's not answering. Hang up once more. Tell her that he lost his virginity last night, and he's seeing the same girl again tonight and he's asking you for tips on how he can pleasure her further. Explain that you gave him some really helpful hints and that you're guaranteeing he'll pleasure her well tonight. This should perk her curiousity and cause her to ask "What did you say to him?". If she asks you THIS, she has given you permission to get as descriptive and nasty as you'd like.

    Say something like "Well I gave him tips on how to give great oral sex. I told him that I start at the bellybutton and I'll circle it to let her imagine what I am going to do with it in just a minute. I will start sucking on her hips, and licking the inner thighs. Then just rub 'over' her vagina so that she feels the heat of your mouth...this builds anticipation"



    i'm learning lots
     
  5. Crown Royal

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    I just planted my thread seed in Wahoo 2, I'm hoping for it to grow into a beautiful Penis Tree soon. The traffic is CRAZY in that forum, even bigger than the last one, whcih had almost twice as many member as RMMB.

    I can't believe this many retards exist.
     
  6. gamecocks

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    I personally just feel for the misguided teenager that stumbles upon those places and buys into that stupid bullshit. I'd like to think I was smarter than that, but you never know. I thank the Macho Man Randy Savage every day that the original 4-loko was not available when I was 18. I would no doubt be dead.
     
  7. Nom Chompsky

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    First TLC aired Honey Boo Boo, now Discovery has a show called Amish Mafia. And it is one of the most fascinating train wrecks I've witnessed in a while. Amish. Mafia. They facilitate Rumspringa parties and provide protection to Amish business owners (protection from what, I don't know). And their Pennsylvania Dutch accents make them sound perpetually tipsy.

    In other news, I absentmindedly suggested that one of my physics students dose her teacher with GHB via Christmas fudge in order to convince him into giving her a higher grade. Tutor of the year right here.
     
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    From all the fake Amish furniture being sold at "English" stores.

    This show is a mindfuck.
     
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    If they wanted to make a show about Amish culture they should have made "Amish Incest" and "Amish Puppy Mills". At least it would then be accurate.
     
  11. Crown Royal

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    Most of the goods the amish mafia tries to sell you "fell off that back of a chuckwagon", *hint-hint*.
     
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    I am at once repulsed by the fact this guy lives in Toronto and also severely tempted to, you know, do my best to out the sleazy motherfucker.

    I mean, slut-shaming should go both ways.
     
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    On tonight's episode, the "enforcer" and the wannabe stole a truckload of English goods and burned them. The cameras cut off when the guys arrived to jack the truck, and the type-over overtly implies that they murdered the truck driver. I'm still not convinced that the Amish mafia has the wherewithal to do more than grow weed in cornfields and throw parties for Amish teens.

    Also, I think the whole basis of the show is how much these guys deviate from traditional Amish lifestyle. They all have ridiculously expensive cars (except for the wannabe, who still tools around on a scooter), one has extensive tattoos, the boss appears to own a construction company and wears typical American clothing while working.
     
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    Judging fromt he highlights in the boss's hair he is also gay. This show reminds me that discovery channel is getting dumber and dumber. I can't even watch it anymore. To me its MTVish, its a bunch of crappy reality shows.
     
  15. Crown Royal

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    Jesus Christ, the morons from wahoo 2 may be just too stupid to do this. Not much reception last night, so I decided to start an EASY forum to make fun of. then I got this:



    ...I feel filthy having to type this stuff. However, reactions are worth it....


     
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    Crown I'm worried that your going to develop Stockholm Syndrome with these PUA boards and up the very thing you hate.
     
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    At this point I'm thinking of letting Crown take ME home.

    Just make sure you're wearing that nautical watch, you beast.
     
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    Which one of you came up with the peacock feather in your ass?


    wait
    ... oh god. It's not a troll.
     
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    The thing with these guys is that they're so bad the only way to troll them is to literally become on of them... we may already be too late.
     
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