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2013 Christmas/New Years Drunk Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Dec 7, 2012.

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  1. audreymonroe

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    The most powerful cervix... in the world...

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  2. MoreCowbell

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    The fact that an "IOI" is a thing just gave me an aneurysm.

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  3. Pussy Galore

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  4. rei

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    Never go to reddit's Male Fashion Advice section.
     
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    Yeah, I still watch Gold Derp Alaska*. The Africa Gold is ten times more ridiculous. I want da' gold. Get me da' gold.


    *(stolen from another forum I frequent)
     
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    My mom came up yesterday to let me know that my dog passed away. She died on Thursday but I was out of town for the weekend so they waited til I came back to tell me. She was almost 12 and wasn't doing well. It isn't a surprise but I was hoping that I could at least see her again when I went home for Christmas. She went peacefully in her sleep which I guess is really the best thing we could have hoped for. She didn't suffer. Knowing that we were going to lose her soon still doesn't make this less hard. Every time I look out my window and see someone walking a dog I start crying. Going home for Christmas is going to be hard. The house is going to feel so empty without her. The cat has apparently been wandering around the house trying to find her. God I'm depressed.

    Have to pick my boyfriend up from work at 9 but after that I see drinking.
     
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  8. Binary

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    ^ I don't know what your definition of "skinny pants" is, but I wouldn't call jeans that fit to be "skinny."


    On another note, I was getting lunch today and four girls who were definitely not in high school - probably early 20s - all walked out of the restaurant together. None looked alike, so I assume they were not related, and all had flaming red hair, blue eyes, light freckled skin and catholic school girl uniforms on. Where did these four girls with recessive genes find each other? And why were they dressed in school girl outfits, in the middle of the day, in a restaurant? And can they come home with me?
     
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    It is like a bunch of 20 year olds want to dress like they are a 50 year old history professor.
     
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    bitches be all up on my shit when i'm readin that Prince
     
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    I just looked and the first post I saw was a guy who didn't know how to "properly wear a toque." Which for the less Canadian among us, is one of these:

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    He wanted input on the "position and shape" of the hat. The answers were less creative than I hoped.
     
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    After this nice and aggressive meeting with my PhD-supervisor, where she basically told us we were probably just lazy and didn't do enough after we pointed out a very obvious flaw in our projects, I'd really like a nice drink, but no alcohol in the fridge.


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    For some reason, when I read "slim coral chinos", I imagined a slightly built guy in jegging-tight pink pants. I agree that the jeans in the photo Jwags posted are a perfectly normal fit.
     
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    Ah, see I didn't know if you were objecting to the cuff, or cause they were skinny and cuffed. No harm, no foul.
     
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    I read it as having the cuffs rolled up to several inches about the ankle.

    Something like this

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  16. Crown Royal

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    You really know how to cut deep, don't you?

    Look, I'd rather be fronting a raggae band at a Klan rally than hangin' wit dese bros, but it's all about one imortant thing: comedy. This shit is so. Fucking. Funny. You think you read one post and it's the end of the entire internet. Then, a guy pipes up about how pissed he is about society frowning on him punching out his girlfriend. Sure, some think he's a fucktard coward, but OTHER guys give the ol' "I feel ya, bro. Fuck double standard bitches."

    Let me make this absolutely clear to you all because this isn't the first time the Stockholm Syndrome joke has been brought up: I fucking HATE these people. They are every single I despise of my gender and if I seem them in bars I stick my foot out when they walk past me. They are against everything I stand for: jingling your keys and wearing shiney thing as decption instead of actual conversation. They should all be sucked out of an airlock.

    I never seen a more dillusional bunch of ding-dongs in my entire life. Corrosive fucking souls who will one day die alone, bitter, and hopefully in pain. I piss on their graves. But until then, it's fun time with the Seduction Artists.
     
  17. Rush-O-Matic

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    Well, I always appreciate it when the traffic on the "intelligent discourse" half of TiB picks up to balance out the "depravity." I realize it's Tuesday, so I'm not expecting anyone to be hammered, really. However, this here thread is heavy on the Wahoo play-by-play and light on the hot girls with nice tits. Just sayin'. (Although, bikini thread updated! w00t!)

    Instead of gun control, can I get congress to take action on getting rid of stupid email like this:

    I mean, they always have language or grammar errors in them. If they're going to buy all these email lists, you'd think they could spring for an employee that speaks Engrish. What the hell is a postrider? And, who is dumb enough to click on that "receipt" link?
     
  18. audreymonroe

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    Yeah, no, the jeans/cuff you posted are pretty much perfect. I was imagining his cuff as showing a significant amount of ankle. Plus, his pants were pink. Plus the suspenders. Plus the maroon shirt. I feel like there were many other examples, but those were the ones that stuck out to me.
     
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    My thoughts, as well, though none of your examples match the ball-crushing fit of the pants I imagined. Also, who pairs coral with maroon? I'm thinking the girls were squinting to avoid being blinded by his wardrobe rather than smiling or winking.
     
  20. Crown Royal

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    I've decided to focus my energy on the Kind Of All Dumbasses. So far, he's the biggest cockclown on the forum (SO far). The fact this guy has so many hangers-on simply defies the fabric of science itself. I fear that his Cunt-tractor beam may suck me into a black hole, but if it takes all the strength I can muster, I WILL make him the fool.

    One more time: what kind of site filled with fagtrons would edit out swear words?
     
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