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2013 Christmas/New Years Drunk Thread

Discussion in 'General Discussion' started by Blue Dog, Dec 7, 2012.

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  1. Kubla Kahn

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    So is there some new product that Im not aware of that would make these dudes wearing leather shoes with no socks not stink like fucking hell? I don't think gold bond could handle that task.
     
    #701 Kubla Kahn, Dec 18, 2012
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    Consider covering their feet with some kind of cloth like fabric.
     
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    So they are wearing those panty hose flats socks or something? I have a feeling you mean socks but thats what they AREN'T wearing.
     
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    The kind of site filled with 31 year olds who write forum posts about women the way 15 year olds write livejournal entries?
     
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    I honestly want to fucking kill this cunt. Pay attention to the two separate bolded parts:


    ..are you KIDDING me? "Don't EVER do this, it's for lowlifes. Okay, here's how you do it......"
     
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    This Wahoo has killed the drunk thread for me. To celebrate its demise, im shitfaced.
     
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    I "applied" for a separate thread to put the Wahoo in, and it was never approved. I'd be happy to put everything in it and quit clogging this place if somebody would do that.
     
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    By the way, aren't we all going to die in three days? And for those who survive it, have you all stocked your earthquake kits? Cannibalism is the only option.
     
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    I'd be shitfaced too after this national tragedy:

    <a class="postlink" href="http://www.sunnewsnetwork.ca/archives/sunnews/canada/2012/12/20121218-120505.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.sunnewsnetwork.ca/archives/s ... 20505.html</a>

    Emphasis mine. Canadians really do use maple syrup as currency.

    My evening got a bit better. Alice In Chains has a new song out:

     
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    Nope. Our currency usually consists of spices, muskets and pelts of fur. The fur is used for keeping our privates warm. The spices are for rubbing on our privates.
     
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    Didn't we start an annual tradition in the first holiday drunk thread of random pictures of ourselves?

    I'm just trying to think of other things. Whatever, this thread always finds other interesting sub-topics about ugly sweaters, shitpussy or the right peanut butter to buy inn case your dog has a nut allergy.
     
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    A question of decorum.

    Is it more appropriate to have ass sex before or after you meet someone's parents? I'm asking for a friend.

    Edit; oh my holy jesus, 6am squats tomorrow are going to suck donkey balls.
     
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    I may or may not have been drunk and decided to squeeze into my GF's ugly sweater.

    spoilered for size
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    Expert mode: In front of them. Are you penetrating or is he?
     
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    FOR A FRIEND, JUICE.

    I couldn't have butt sex in front of my mom.
     
    #718 Angel_1756, Dec 18, 2012
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    Why is your friend having butt sex in front of your mom then?
     
    #719 Juice, Dec 18, 2012
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    I'm glad I'm not the only one who thinks that's weird.
     
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